Author: CD Damitio
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Sexiest Woman Alive is…..Scarlett Johanssen- Esquire
I nailed this one a few issues back…that is, uh, I subscribe to Esquire and as Mink and I were looking at the Sexiest Woman Alive feature…I guessed correctly that…
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Dog goes to NYC sans Ankle Bracelet
That is one thing I love about Hawaii, the spirit of Aloha. Where else would a judge say…”Oh, you are leaving the state? Sure, please take off the ankle bracelet!”…
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First Female Space Tourist Returns to Earth
ARKALYK, Kazakhstan – The capsule carrying the world’s first female space tourist touched down Friday on the Kazakh steppe after a bone-jarring journey from the international space station. Anousheh Ansari,…
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Ethnic games tainted by cross-dressing cheats
Don’t you hate it when perfectly good ethnic games get spoiled by crossdressing cheats? When I was in Southwest China, in a fit of morality, I decided not to go…
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Bush Tapping your wires….
This isn’t really a surprise…maybe we could start a movement using the Bush Butt Plug. A simple way to start would be to send lawmakers the link to the Bushplug…
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Parasitic weed seems to smell its prey
I’ve been doing some gardening lately and I’ve noticed this stuff trying to strangle out my Citronella. I thought gardening in Hawaii would be fairly easy, but there are some…
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Update on trading my skateboard for a house….LAND!!!
Here is my brief update….followed by a short summary of my trades so far…. Update 9/28/06. I have accpeted the offer of two lots in Arkansas from a Real Estate…
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2.6 billion people lack basic sanitation
While we definitely enjoy having fun and showcasing the absurdities of life here at Incredible Fukn.us , we also consider it a part of our mission to let our readers…
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EWWWW! Long fingernails make record.
I’m sure this woman’s fingernails are very nice, but they gross me out. I always think of the guy in Guinness Book and the homeless guy here in Kailua ‘Mango…
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Terror on flight to Honolulu
Here is one of the more bizarre local stories I’ve come across lately. The story reads like some sort of funny urban fable and I kept waiting for the bizarre…
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The Smirking Chimp – The Rove Surprises
When Rove starts talking about surprises, it might be time to invest in Haliburton or Boeing. cd The Smirking Chimp – News And Commentary from the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy Presidential…
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eBay: Austin Powers Fembot Movie Prop
eBay: Austin Powers Fembot Movie Prop Dummy Original COA! (item 230032560070 end time Oct-01-06 19:00:00 PDT) You are looking at a movie prop original. The Fembot of Vanessa Kensington from…
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TuckerMax signs second book deal
It pays to be an asshole. Just ask Dick Cheney. cd TuckerMax.com: “Assholes Finish First” deal is officially announced “Assholes Finish First” deal is officially announced Here is the Publishers…
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Fleshbot: Pure Filth
I realize we have been spending a little less time posting lately. It’s one of those strange life surges that strikes us all at once. With any luck, you have…
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King of the Chatbots
When I chatted with George I figured out his calendar was off by a year and a few days–he thought it was September 22, 2005, and that it was ok…
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BBC NEWS | Americas | Iraq war fuels terror – US report
Thanks Buttplug! You’ve made the world fertile for terror! You have become an uncomfortable pain in the ass for everyone…. cd (click on ‘bush butt plug’ above to see our…
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Letters from Iraq #14 and #15
Here are the latest letters from a U.S. soldier in Iraq, David. #14 IRAQ Hello friends, how are you doing, first, thank you for the kind letters. I deeply appreciate…
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George W. Bush Buttplug from www.fukn.us
Because he wants to find out as much about you as possible and to get inside your most personal business, we figured we would offer you the opportunity to show…
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U.S. eases ban on air travelers carrying liquids
It’s about time. Of course, the screeners are all paid minimum wage and grossly inefficient anyway. Mink and I flew to Kona over the weekend and she got through security…
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Ramadan Begins—The Month of Fasting
Ramadan has begun in most of the world. It began with a blast in Baghdad. Although people usually think of Ramadan as a month of fasting, it is also a…
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Report of bin Laden death unconfirmed: France, Pakistan, US
Tough call. Is he faking his dath? Is someone else faking it? Is this the chance for the U.S. to back off from the war on terror? Any way you…
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Clinton raises billions for world issues – Yahoo! News
This is awesome. I will admit that I never voted for Bill Clinton. I’ve never voted for a Democrat or a Republican. I probably never will. If your candidate loses…
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Reflections on our Inner Bush….
A thouroughly enjoyable read from Op-Ed News….I’ve only posted the first section…the whole thing is worth reading… cd Reflections On Our Inner Bush: Corporate Monkeys In Our National House Of…
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Three more reasons to hate Congress. By John Dickerson – Slate Magazine
Three more reasons to hate Congress. By John Dickerson – Slate Magazine Congress is the first institution in the American system of government, but it is last in American hearts.…
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Today is Equinox…what does that mean?
DENVER-Many people know that on the equinox, every location on Earth is supposed to get 12 hours of daylight. In fact, the term “equinox” means “equal night,” signifying that the…
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