Author: CD Damitio
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UK government funds robot to help treat baldness
This is a way of taking national pride to a new level. cd LONDON (Reuters) – The British government is providing 1.85 million pounds ($3.5 million) of funding to a…
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N. Korea leader rallies army commanders – if it is him.
Of course, as Mink Hippie reported earleir this week, Lil Kim has several body doubles that he sends out for the more mundane events. I’m sure he has better things…
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USB Hamster Wheel
The only problem with this gadget is that my typing skills make me backspace as often as I go forward…maybe he would do somersaults? When I first saw this, I…
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Honolulu Robin Hood Bankrobber busted after 15 heists
We saw this on the news last night. The guy was very good natured as he stood there in handcuffs. He is supporting three families on an island where minimum…
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Stinky feet, annoying noise top IgNobel prize list
Forget the Nobel prize, it’s boring and far too political. I prefer the Ignobles….here are this years winners… Now, it seems that I have the hiccups…I suppose the Bush Butt…
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The World Can't Wait! Drive Out The Bush Regime
Actually, don’t click above – click on this link below… The World Can’t Wait! Drive Out The Bush Regime – HOME The list of protest speakers reads like a who’s…
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We'd make nice crop circles on your planets too, if we could.
These guys are planning ahead. Maybe even Bernest will hear it. 2051 space oddity: TV station aims at an alien audience Derek Scally in Berlin Eurotrash goes intergalactic tonight when…
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Where is Bernest?
A letter I recieved this morning has freaked me out. As you all know, there are sometimes long periods of time when our regular bloggers aren’t in the mood to…
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Kuliouou Ridge Trail
We must have picked the hottest day of the year to do this relatively safe and rewarding hike. Expect a workout, but just about anyone can do it as evidenced…
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Madonna adopts Baby Malawi Boy
While I think that this is a very cool trend (celebrities adopting children from poor countries) there is something disturbing about it. Who will be the next to do it? Will it…
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Helping America's Poor not Freeze to Death
You might think that it would be an American program that is helping the poor and elderly to get cheap heating oil this coming winter. You might justifiably expect that…
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Man recites pi to 100,000 places
My initial response to this is Wow! My secondary response is How? My final response is Why? cd TOKYO – A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal…
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Drink called Cocaine has Mayor of NY pissed
In the words of Rick James…”Cocaine, it’s a hell of a drug…” NEW YORK (Reuters) – A canned energy drink called “Cocaine” being sold in New York grocery stores has…
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Who is gonna vote for this clown?
ALAMEDA, Calif. – A real clown is running for mayor of Alameda, and even his sister won’t vote for him. Kenneth Kahn, 41, a professional joker known as “Kenny the…
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Go Hugo! You can be the replacement! We are tired!
I dream of a day when the United States is just another country among countries. I would love for my country to be 3 or 4 seperate countries among countries.…
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DenverPost.com – He spent life picking himself up
I thought this was a joke at first, but it seems to be real. The guy was in a coma for months, broke his back a few times, etc. Crazy…
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Global Sludge Ends in Tragedy for Ivory Coast – New York Times
The story of the Probo Koala is a dark tale of global corporate greed. The Trafigura company reported $28 billion in profit for 2005. Their ship, the Probo Koala, attempted…
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Mexico urges Bush to veto U.S. border fence bill
America has become a Holocaust Inn. cd MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Mexico pleaded with President Bush on Monday to veto a Senate proposal to build a new fence to keep…
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Rice doesn't recall meeting where she was warned of 9/11. Tenet does.
Did they know? Will we ever know? How did we end up in this mess? Was it a conspiracy? cd SHANNON, Ireland – Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said she…
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Olympics worth watching
Am I the only person in the world that finds the Olympics to be boring? There is something about the rampant nationalism and flag waving that terrifies me and makes…
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Friars fleece their flock….
God helps those who help themselves. I once thought of becoming a man of God, but it seemed far too dishonest. As a kid, I watched the Jim Baker scandal…
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Wealthy Iranians embrace plastic surgery
The surgeon doing the nose job on the guy featured in this article has done 30,000 nose jobs. ALL the plastic surgeons in Britain combined last year did 7,000 nose…
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Study: Women Aroused as Quickly as Men
The studies also show that both women and men quickly lose arousal when exposed to David Hasselhoff. Except in Germany where the arousal rate for both sexes is cut in…
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished-Save a life, get robbed.
This comes from Oahu’s North Shore yesterday. I have an uncle that likes to say that no good deed goes unpunished. He would probably love this story… cd A skydiving…
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One Small Step for A Man…..perception is everything…
This story goes to show how the way you want to see, hear, or think about things changes the world. I remember being in gradeschool and being taught about the…
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