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Bush talks about more troops in Darfur, but why isn't anything being done about the genocide?
Below is what Bush had to say about Darfur in the Sudan where more than two million are homeless and tens of thousands of civilians have been murdered by two…
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Vonnegut writes of 'contempt' for Bush
B*** actually did something good… I’m excited to read this. Vonnegut might not be razor sharp anymore – when he appeared on the Daily Show some months back, it appeared…
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First there were Freedom Fries
Now there are “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad…” Iranians wishing to buy Danish pastries will now have to ask for “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad”. Bakeries across the capital, Tehran,…
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Supercross Designer Caught Masturbating at Wendy’s
Track designer faces lewd charge By KARI COBHAM Staff Writer Gary Bailey, veteran track designer for the Daytona Supercross at Daytona International Speedway, is out of jail after being charged…
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Happy Hooker won't Fade Away
Sounds like one hell of an event…women falling into orgasm in the audience…that happens whenever I do a book reading…. cd SAUSALITO, California (Reuters) – As several naked couples watched…
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Rocket Foam May Save Surfboard Industry – Yahoo! News
Damn, if only I had worked harder to develop my Oahu Garbage core made from all the trash tourists leave here…. cd SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – A material developed to…
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Latest from David Stacy…
(David Stacy is pitching a perfect game with this one….In fact, I’m going to make him the Chris of the week for it….cd) âI canât go here, I canât go…
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Never mind Bird Flu…here is Chikungunya!
Sure, it may eventually pass…but this sounds like total hell…. cd TODAYonline The toll in the Indian Ocean island of Reunion from a mosquito-borne virus that causes crippling pain in…
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Upcoming b-day bash for Lil' Kim fuels speculation about succession
Check out the family tree. Of his middle son, Kim reportedly said, “He’s useless. He’s like a girl.” North Korea celebrates the 64th birthday of its secretive leader Kim Jong-il…
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Ancient Cave Art = Ancient Graffitti
An analysis of thousands of paintings from the late Pleistocene epoch suggests the graffiti artists back then were likely the same as today—teenage males. Most cave art from 10,000 to…
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Terrible epidemic of Gonorrhea Lectim
Don’t know where to attribute this, since it had been forwarded multiple times. Thanks to whoever created it… The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new…
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The Kiss of Life – New York Times
Here’s a meditation on the origins and myriad meanings of kissing. In 1990, a Beijing paper lamented the introduction to China by Westerners of kissing, “…a vulgar practice which is…
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U.S. Has Royalty Plan to Give Windfall to Oil Companies – New York Times
What???? This is completely unbelievable and completely true….What the Fuck? cd WASHINGTON, Feb. 13 — The federal government is on the verge of one of the biggest giveaways of oil…
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eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND
The Mink Penis Muffler!!!! eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND RARE ANTIQUE (item 5664217590 end time Feb-13-06 06:32:09 PST) THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE…
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Hunter S. Thompson's Widow Offers Photo
Just about a year after HST blew his brains out in Aspen, his widow is getting ready to offer fans a rare photo download. Personally, I’m still fairly pissed at…
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Maui May Be Running Out of Sand
Of course, the ideal solution would be to use Oahu’s garbage and recycling as the mix in concrete to support the building industry. Leave the sand for the beaches and…
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City Council Committee Votes for Curbside Recycling
The frustrating part about this, is that even though it shows what the people want, it won’t necessarily change anything. Mufi gets to keep making deals with highest bidders. Another…
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Four things that could go terribly wrong.
Just a quick reminder that things aren’t as bad as they could be…. cd FourScariest Predictions for Our Planet Catastrophes that would forever change life as we know it THE…
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The US dollar and Iranian oil
Link to the full article One of the unspoken reasons why the United States had to invade Iraq was to liberate the U.S. dollar in Iraq so that Iraqi oil…
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Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion
Oh my God!!!! This is fukn great! This is a real story!!!! It’s not the Onion, it’s not a joke! This really happened!!!!Jesus Christ, I am rolling on the fukn…
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Important Curbside Recycling Meeting on Oahu Feb 13th
You’ve heard me bitch about the recycling here…or lack of it…if you are on Oahu and can make it to this meeting, be there! cd There will be a VITALLY…
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The Case of the Missing Munchs – New York Times
Longtime Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember the bungled attempt at stealing three reproduction Munchs’ last year…that article made mention of this crime but didn’t go into quite the same detail…
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So Long, Dalai Lama: Google Adapts to China
This chilling article shows a little of what the future holds. I arrived in China in 2001. An earthquake hit Seattle as I left. A big earthquake. The thing was,…
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Fossett Breaks Flight Distance Record
I love these multi millionaire adventure guys…I want to be one…I just need to get my multi millions first… cd MANSTON, England – Adventurer Steve Fossett completed the longest nonstop…
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Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Fla.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil…
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