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Terrible epidemic of Gonorrhea Lectim

Posted on February 14, 2006 by CD

Don’t know where to attribute this, since it had been forwarded multiple times. Thanks to whoever created it…

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced “gonna re-elect him.” Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the prior four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
a) anti-social personality disorders,
b) delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
c) extreme cognitive dissonance,
d) inability to incorporate new information,
e) pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
f) inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
g) cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
h) uncontrolled facial smirking,
i) ignorance of geography and history,
j) tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
k) categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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