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In the Good News department, dogs are still Man's best friend!
I’ve certainly been accused of putting up a bunch of depressing stories, but I’ve got a heart. In these trying times of tsunami’s, war in the middle east, African genocide,…
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Dude, lets trip and pretend we are trolls…it'll be fun…..oh shit!
This story is a good example of why friends don’t let friends trip on LSD and menace the general public. cd Rocky Mountain News: Local As if Boulder isn’t odd…
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At least 80 dead in Indonesia tsunami
This news is just in, let’s hope that the tsunami today is not a repeat of the 2004 disaster. I’ll keep you updated. If anyone has news from or is…
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Like to trade my skateboard for a house….(read on)
At this point just about everyone has heard of the guy that started trading with a paperclip and managed to get a house…I’m not above trying it myself…in fact it…
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Half and Half Lobster = Sign of the Shananapocalypse
At first it might seem that there is no connection between the Israelis bombing Beirut, the bombs in Mumbai, and a two tone lobster…but they are all connected. For does…
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No Reservations: The Shwarma and Shrapnel Episode
As you’ve probably heard, Israel bombed the bejesus out of the airport in Beirut, stranding a bunch of tourists (mostly Arabs) in Lebanon. Turns out that Tony Bourdain (chef, TV…
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DR Congo backs 'guns for bikes'
Not surprising that the exchange schemes work better than the UN’s forcible disarmament! Keep your eyes open for reports on the July 30 election. The DRC is yet another wartorn…
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Juggalo Nightmare Insane Clown Robbery
This is the latest news from Lakewood, the fair city of my birth…. cd SEATTLE (Reuters) – Police are on the lookout for members of a machete-wielding gang in angry…
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The St. Petersburg Times – News – Putin Weighs In on Robots, Sex Following Internet Conference
for some reason I can’t imagine W. taking the time to answer this sort of questions…although he did seem to be pretty focused on the pig recently…. cd The St.…
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What Kind of Genius Are You?
This is a great article… I’m stillnot sure what kind of genius I am, but I definitely like the idea that I might be a late bloomer if something incredible…
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Animal Liberation Front goes Violent with Molotov
I like animals. I like cocktails. this is a fine example of why you shouldn’t mix the two…ALF are a bunch of fukn kooks. They all need to be rounded…
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Metal Theft becoming a problem everywhere
I’ve been reporting on metal theft here in Hawaii for a while now but apparently it is a problem all over the place. Even Canada.Recently they busted two homeless people…
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The Fastest Readers in History – MSN Encarta
I took a speed reading course one time. We ended up reading Animal Farm in a little less than an hour. It worked, the problem was that reading is one…
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Japan considers strike on North Korean missile bases-
Hmm…what a good idea! Let’s continue with this idea that a preemptive strike is a good way to defend yourself. If some guy is looking at you funny on the…
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Magic Mushrooms could be the peak experience of your life
This is very cool. The last time I ate mushrooms was at a hot springs near Seattle…I wrote about it in Twenty Weeks a Bum. It was incredibly mystical. This…
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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for Bad Fiction
The results are in…my favorite being… this one from Chris Harget… It was a day, like any other day, in that Linus got up, faced the sunrise, used his inhaler,…
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Adventures of the Polar Yacht Vagabond
A few years ago when I was promoting Rough Living: Tips and Tales of a Vagabond, I made the acquantance of Eric Brossier, the Captain of the polar yacht Vagabond.…
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Someday we will all be Chinese…you better learn the language…
Anyway I look at it, the Chinese win. They always have for 5000 years. Even when they lose, they eventually win by sheer numbers…. cd SHANGHAI (Reuters) – China launched…
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Hawking seeks answers on humanity's future from Yahoo
I have a question I should post there…it’s not as profound as Hawkings…I’ll post it here first… Why do my palms sometimes itch? cd Hawking seeks answers on humanity’s future…
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Bin Ladens Doctor in Trouble
Osama Bin Laden’s family’s former doctor is in trouble for being a bit too candid with his patients. I think I see the problem, he neglected to look at this…
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Kim Jong Il wants to buy in Hawaii…or at least bomb fukn.us
Well friends, it is apparent to me that Kim Jong Il is thinking of joining the rest of the world’s rich and famous by buying a house in Hawaii. Where…
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Sploid: La Familia De Bush
Sploid: La Familia De Bush Jenna Bush is headed to Latin America as the latest member of the Bush Dynasty ordered to “become Hispanic.”She was once the blonde party girl…
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Wired 14.07: Train to the Roof of the World
Train service from Beijing to Lhasa starts tomorrow, July 01, amid concern about the changes that will come with the greater influx of people.� According to UPI, tix for the…
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Data on stolen VA laptop supposedly not accessed
The data analyst who took the laptop home has basically been blamed for making a big mistake in doing so. Yet, according to this article, the analyst had permission since…
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Graceland visit for Elvis' biggest fan
OK, I don’t think this is exactly hot-off-the-press, but I just heard about it and I am ROFL. Elvis and Koizumi share a birthday… January 8th. Summits between US President…
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