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Doctors halt 'painless' execution
Two anesthesiologists appointed by a California court to attend the execution of Michael Morales refused to participate. Normally doctors are not involved in executions – this situation came about because…
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Remembering Malcolm X
On Feb. 21, 1965, former Black Muslim leader Malcolm X was shot and killed by assassins identified as Black Muslims as he was about to address a rally in New…
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Unclaimed Baggage Center
Every once in a while I come across a commercial something or other that I think is pretty cool. I wish this place were closer to Hawaii. I’d like to…
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Calif. Woman, 62, Gives Birth to Baby Boy
Wow! That is really all I can say. I guess it really isn’t ever too late. It’s hard to tell for sure, but she looks pretty good for a 62…
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Ugly People more likely to commit crime.
Now that I’ve railed out against the fatties…it’s time to move on to the ugly. So this is why the prisons are full of ugly people, I would venture to…
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Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Fatties!
I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time…STOP LETTING YOUR KIDS GET SO FUCKING FAT!! There is not much that pisses me off more than seeing a severely…
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A renter hangs out in a closet – The Honolulu Advertiser
A craigslist ad for the rental of a walk-in closet here in lovely Kailua is causing consternation (as below). Creativity in small spaces is par for the course in desirable…
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Bush talks about more troops in Darfur, but why isn't anything being done about the genocide?
Below is what Bush had to say about Darfur in the Sudan where more than two million are homeless and tens of thousands of civilians have been murdered by two…
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Vonnegut writes of 'contempt' for Bush
B*** actually did something good… I’m excited to read this. Vonnegut might not be razor sharp anymore – when he appeared on the Daily Show some months back, it appeared…
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First there were Freedom Fries
Now there are “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad…” Iranians wishing to buy Danish pastries will now have to ask for “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad”. Bakeries across the capital, Tehran,…
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Supercross Designer Caught Masturbating at Wendy’s
Track designer faces lewd charge By KARI COBHAM Staff Writer Gary Bailey, veteran track designer for the Daytona Supercross at Daytona International Speedway, is out of jail after being charged…
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Happy Hooker won't Fade Away
Sounds like one hell of an event…women falling into orgasm in the audience…that happens whenever I do a book reading…. cd SAUSALITO, California (Reuters) – As several naked couples watched…
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Rocket Foam May Save Surfboard Industry – Yahoo! News
Damn, if only I had worked harder to develop my Oahu Garbage core made from all the trash tourists leave here…. cd SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – A material developed to…
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Latest from David Stacy…
(David Stacy is pitching a perfect game with this one….In fact, I’m going to make him the Chris of the week for it….cd) âI canât go here, I canât go…
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Never mind Bird Flu…here is Chikungunya!
Sure, it may eventually pass…but this sounds like total hell…. cd TODAYonline The toll in the Indian Ocean island of Reunion from a mosquito-borne virus that causes crippling pain in…
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Upcoming b-day bash for Lil' Kim fuels speculation about succession
Check out the family tree. Of his middle son, Kim reportedly said, “He’s useless. He’s like a girl.” North Korea celebrates the 64th birthday of its secretive leader Kim Jong-il…
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Ancient Cave Art = Ancient Graffitti
An analysis of thousands of paintings from the late Pleistocene epoch suggests the graffiti artists back then were likely the same as today—teenage males. Most cave art from 10,000 to…
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Terrible epidemic of Gonorrhea Lectim
Don’t know where to attribute this, since it had been forwarded multiple times. Thanks to whoever created it… The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new…
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The Kiss of Life – New York Times
Here’s a meditation on the origins and myriad meanings of kissing. In 1990, a Beijing paper lamented the introduction to China by Westerners of kissing, “…a vulgar practice which is…
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U.S. Has Royalty Plan to Give Windfall to Oil Companies – New York Times
What???? This is completely unbelievable and completely true….What the Fuck? cd WASHINGTON, Feb. 13 — The federal government is on the verge of one of the biggest giveaways of oil…
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eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND
The Mink Penis Muffler!!!! eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND RARE ANTIQUE (item 5664217590 end time Feb-13-06 06:32:09 PST) THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE…
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Hunter S. Thompson's Widow Offers Photo
Just about a year after HST blew his brains out in Aspen, his widow is getting ready to offer fans a rare photo download. Personally, I’m still fairly pissed at…
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Maui May Be Running Out of Sand
Of course, the ideal solution would be to use Oahu’s garbage and recycling as the mix in concrete to support the building industry. Leave the sand for the beaches and…
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City Council Committee Votes for Curbside Recycling
The frustrating part about this, is that even though it shows what the people want, it won’t necessarily change anything. Mufi gets to keep making deals with highest bidders. Another…
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Four things that could go terribly wrong.
Just a quick reminder that things aren’t as bad as they could be…. cd FourScariest Predictions for Our Planet Catastrophes that would forever change life as we know it THE…
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