Author: CD Damitio
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Iran daily holds contest for Holocaust cartoons
I had no idea the Iranians had such a great sense of humour. Offensive or not, this is a great way to make their point, much better than having outraged…
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2005 Stella Awards
Here they are folks….the TRUE stella awards….enjoy…. cd The TRUE Stella Awards — 2005 Winners by Randy Cassingham Issued 31 January 2006 Unlike the FAKE cases that have been highly…
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Honolulu Screeners aren't efficient but VERY friendly
I wrote not too long ago about smuggling the dreaded cigarette lighter…can’t say that I’ve been groped by a screener, but I can always hope for that next time….here are…
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Honolulu Zoo's Orangutan Couple on Honeymoon
I’d be happy too if they put me in three million dollar house and never made me work…. It’s about time…. cd The Honolulu Zoo will officially open the new…
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More Rhetoric to Justify War With Iran
The US government and the buffoons who staff it continue to build up rhetoric for a future war with Iran. Choice quote today comes from Donald Rumsfeld while in Germany….…
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Male monkeys feel the pregnancy gain
Scientists are still watching monkeys to see if they can observe the ‘fat ass, junk food, vote for Bush’ effect, but so far American Homo Sapiens seem to be the…
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Real-life Groundhog Days studied
I am fascinated by all of the things that can go wrong with the brain. This study deals with chronic deja vu, but another related phenomenon that intrigues me is…
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The coconut temple courier service
15,000 coconuts a day and up to 100,000 on festival days!! Amazing what people can do when they make it a priority. How does a temple in India make sure…
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Capitol Police Apologize to Activist Sheehan – New York Times
Oh, they apologized. Must have just been an innocent mistake….. (rofl) WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Capitol Police dropped charges against activist Cindy Sheehan on Wednesday and apologized for arresting…
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Forget charity, stop Africa arms sales-UN official
What? There is something easier we can do to help Africa than sending our used clothing, having big rock concerts, and padding the pockets of corrupt officials? Duh….it’s about time…
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Woman Eats 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
She actually has a training method…and she works at Burger King…. cd Woman Eats 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches – Yahoo! News NEW YORK – A 100-pound woman ate 26 grilled…
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Punxsutawney Groundhog Sees His Shadow
Groundhog day is one of those ‘who really gives a shit’ holidays. It is, however, a great movie and a great concept…. It is however, a great movie, and a…
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Bush: US would defend Israel against Iran – Yahoo! News
Well…here you have it at last in clear and solid terms. The intractiable stance of the dunce that has lead the US into two counterproductive wars already and the easy…
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Cindy Sheehan arrested at PSOTU address
Here, from t r u t h o u t, is the story in her own words. What Really Happened By Cindy Sheehan t r u t h o u…
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FDA tests find high mercury in light tuna cans
Concern over the accumulation of mercury in fish pops up in the media from time to time. I’ve managed to ignore it, thinking that it is only one of the…
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The Origin of Feces
We all have our own shit to deal with….. cd The Origin of Feces An urban naturalist’s guide to crap By Sarah Godfrey In community meetings and on neighborhood message…
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Bull involves spectators in bullfight..
The bulls are getting smarter…they’ve finally figured out that if you want to make bullfighting less popular, you need to lower attendance…. cd MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – A half-ton bull…
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Concord Times Newspaper …Sierra Leone, West Africa : Online newspaper
Jan 29.2006 Cholera kills 18 children in Bonthe Eighteen children are reported to have died of diarrhea in fishing villages around Delken it’s surrounding in the Bonthe district, southern Sierra…
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Japanese Liar Loses Harem (already lost hair)
TOKYO (Reuters) – Police found a stun gun and tear gas Friday at the Tokyo home of a man who said he persuaded 11 younger women to live with him…
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The Funny Man Got the Girl…
TORONTO (Reuters) – When it comes to romance, women prefer someone who tickles their funny bone while men opt for those who catch their eye, according to an international survey…
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Humuhumunukunukuapuaa Dethroned in Hawaii
HONOLULU – Everyone thought the humuhumunukunukuapuaa was Hawaii’s state fish. As it turns out, the brightly colored fish with the excessively long name has been dethroned. The news shook the…
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Burning Man = Giving Man
SignOnSanDiego.com > News > Nation — Burning Man contributes $100,000 to charities RENO, Nev. â Organizers of the annual Burning Man festival in northern Nevada’s Black Rock Desert announced nearly…
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Thailand's creepy couple to marry
Now that’s goth…… A Thai woman who set a world record by spending 32 days in a cage with 3,400 scorpions is to marry a man who holds a similarly…
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Why the system is fucked…especially in Hawaii…Part I
Okay…for those of you who haven’t lived here… I would almost gaurantee that the alleged thief is the nephew, cousin, or son of someone in the Honolulu Police Department. This…
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Update: Judge to Rule on Merit of Christ Case
Judge to Rule on Merit of Christ Case – Yahoo! News VITERBO, Italy – An Italian judge heard arguments Friday on whether a small-town parish priest should stand trial for…
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