Author: CD Damitio
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Terrible epidemic of Gonorrhea Lectim
Don’t know where to attribute this, since it had been forwarded multiple times. Thanks to whoever created it… The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new…
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The Kiss of Life – New York Times
Here’s a meditation on the origins and myriad meanings of kissing. In 1990, a Beijing paper lamented the introduction to China by Westerners of kissing, “…a vulgar practice which is…
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U.S. Has Royalty Plan to Give Windfall to Oil Companies – New York Times
What???? This is completely unbelievable and completely true….What the Fuck? cd WASHINGTON, Feb. 13 — The federal government is on the verge of one of the biggest giveaways of oil…
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eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND
The Mink Penis Muffler!!!! eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND RARE ANTIQUE (item 5664217590 end time Feb-13-06 06:32:09 PST) THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE…
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Hunter S. Thompson's Widow Offers Photo
Just about a year after HST blew his brains out in Aspen, his widow is getting ready to offer fans a rare photo download. Personally, I’m still fairly pissed at…
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Maui May Be Running Out of Sand
Of course, the ideal solution would be to use Oahu’s garbage and recycling as the mix in concrete to support the building industry. Leave the sand for the beaches and…
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City Council Committee Votes for Curbside Recycling
The frustrating part about this, is that even though it shows what the people want, it won’t necessarily change anything. Mufi gets to keep making deals with highest bidders. Another…
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Four things that could go terribly wrong.
Just a quick reminder that things aren’t as bad as they could be…. cd FourScariest Predictions for Our Planet Catastrophes that would forever change life as we know it THE…
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The US dollar and Iranian oil
Link to the full article One of the unspoken reasons why the United States had to invade Iraq was to liberate the U.S. dollar in Iraq so that Iraqi oil…
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Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion
Oh my God!!!! This is fukn great! This is a real story!!!! It’s not the Onion, it’s not a joke! This really happened!!!!Jesus Christ, I am rolling on the fukn…
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Important Curbside Recycling Meeting on Oahu Feb 13th
You’ve heard me bitch about the recycling here…or lack of it…if you are on Oahu and can make it to this meeting, be there! cd There will be a VITALLY…
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The Case of the Missing Munchs – New York Times
Longtime Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember the bungled attempt at stealing three reproduction Munchs’ last year…that article made mention of this crime but didn’t go into quite the same detail…
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So Long, Dalai Lama: Google Adapts to China
This chilling article shows a little of what the future holds. I arrived in China in 2001. An earthquake hit Seattle as I left. A big earthquake. The thing was,…
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Fossett Breaks Flight Distance Record
I love these multi millionaire adventure guys…I want to be one…I just need to get my multi millions first… cd MANSTON, England – Adventurer Steve Fossett completed the longest nonstop…
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Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Fla.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil…
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White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial | The Onion – America's Finest News Source
I love the Onion!!! cd WASHINGTON, DC—In an attempt to gain support among idle and sleepless Americans, the Bush Administration made its case for the continuing war in Iraq in…
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The presidents list of proposed budget cuts…
He is a caring and compassionate conservative who supports education and helping Americans to succeed…or at least that is what he claims…Some notable cuts are public broadcasting, education, and help…
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Homeless Coalition Report Calls Beatings An 'Epidemic'
This is one reason why I will never live on the streets in America willingly again. This is a brutal fucking country. We teach our youth that violence is the…
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Iran and Oil Dollars
My friend Don Bowen sent me the following email to share here at Incredible Fukn.us Thanks Don. cd I did not get much sleep last night because I followed a…
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The Johnsons and the Shits
I read You Can’t Win for the first time several years ago while I got ready to write “Rough Living: Tips and Tales of a Vagabond” which I originally titled…
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Why I am Happy to be Circumcised.
Nothing against you guys hanging with the extra skin still there…but aside from increased incidence of Thrush (yeast infection) among the uncircumcised man, it turns out that losing that bit…
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A Eulogy for King, a Scolding for Bush
Sounds like a most uncomfortable occasion for Mr. B***. One can only hope that he appreciated the opportunity to hear what people really think of him, rather than being surrounded…
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Scientists Find 'Lost World' in Indonesia
For a cynical fukr like me, a story like this simply lights up my soul. Imagine…there are still places in the world that haven’t been spoiled…there are still places where…
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Airports' bountiful booty – Yahoo! News
Incredible Fukn.us readers may remember when Mink Hippie posted the links to some TSA ebay auctions last year…here is the mainstream press, finally catching on…. cd Here are links to…
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Paris Hilton ordered to stay away from L.A. man –
Listen up Paris….I’ll do the same if you don’t stop harrassing me! cd LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A judge on Tuesday ordered Paris Hilton to stay away from a Los…
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