Author: CD Damitio
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The word of the year? You be the decider!
Personally…I would like to see fukn win or maybe shanananapocalypse….. cd Will “landslide” win by a landslide? Will “sectarian,” “vendetta” or “decider” be named 2006’s word of the year? Merriam-Webster…
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Brewzer for a Booser
Not sure what to get your drunken Uncle Larry for Christmas? Get him this…. cd BrewZer Lager, Gadgets Boys Stuff Big Boys Toys, Gifts For Birthday, New Gadgets, Weird Ideas,…
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Missing woman found dead behind bookcase
If I were leading this investigation, I would start looking for Professor Plum and Colonel Green in the Study… cd NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A woman’s body was found…
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Science a la Joe Camel – washingtonpost.com
I actually thought that the influence of corporations in the classroom was decreasing. Silly me. At hundreds of screenings this year of “An Inconvenient Truth,” the first thing many viewers…
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Congratulations American Shoppers…you suck.
Just in case the rest of the world didn’t think we were a bunch of greedy, materialistic, pieces of shit…American consumers and retailers are upping the level of disgusting behavior….…
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Turkeys try to catch train out of N.J.
Happy Thanksgiving! cd p> RAMSEY, N.J. – Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey before Thanksgiving Day. A spokesman for the NJ Transit said…
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Idaho's Midnight Zamboni Parade
BOISE, Idaho – Two employees of the city’s ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing…
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Motorcycle Officer Critically Injured In Motorcade Crash
You may remember that a black magician in Indonesia recently put a curse on Bush…this is just the beginning… cd Three Honolulu police motorcycles in President George W. Bush’s motorcade…
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What's wrong with this picture?
This really does sum it all up. One example of many. (Thanks Marsha!) cd Marsha J. O’Brien Hmmmm. What’s Wrong with this Picture? You decide. November 21st, 2006 by Marsha…
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SkySails – Turn Wind into Profit
How cool is this… cd SkySails – Turn Wind into Profit W I N D P O W E R U S E D P R O F I T…
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Dogs born of Cats…..Another sign of the Shananapocalypse
PASSO FUNDO, Brazil (Reuters) – Geneticist Adil Pacheco took blood samples on Friday from three puppies in a poor neighbourhood in Passo Fundo in southern Brazil to settle a dispute…
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SPACE.com — Viewer's Guide: The 2006 Leonid Meteor Shower
SPACE.com — Viewer’s Guide: The 2006 Leonid Meteor Shower this weekend, when the Leonids traditionally should be at their most numerous, we normally would expect to see no more than…
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If the real hornets don't cooperate
Somewhere in back in the time the Israelites were about to try and boot out whoever was living in Canaan, they were advised to let God fight for them instead…
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Indonesian using Black Magic on Bush
BOGOR, Indonesia – A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to…
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Clever Bonobo again triggers fire alarm
DES MOINES, Iowa – Panbanisha the bonobo is up to her tricks again. For the second time in two months, the 20-year-old animal triggered a fire alarm at the Great…
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Huge Wave Wipes Out Waikiki!!!!
For those of you who are curious…one of the first things I do each morning is to take a quick peek at my email and the news online. I’m hoping…
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We exposed Bush as a buttplug to more than 6 Million with your help!
An update on why we did it, how many saw it, and where it is going…. For those of you who are curious about the Bushplug We’ve done what we…
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Bollywood filmmakers cross cultural borders with London shoots
Before you know it, the Brits will be claiming Bollywood as their national cultural heritage just like they claim curry as thier national dish… cd LONDON (AFP) – Love triangles,…
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Early Roman shipwreck carried fish sauce
MADRID, Spain – A shipwrecked first-century vessel carrying delicacies to the richest palates of the Roman Empire has proved a dazzling find, with nearly 2,000-year-old fish bones still nestling inside…
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Hokule`a To Retrace Voyage Of King Kalakaua
The Polynesian voyaging canoe Hokule`a will be making what may be its most ambitious voyage yet in a course beyond Polynesia and to Japan next year. The Polynesian voyaging canoe…
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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with Porn…
The question is…was it Panda Porn…or human porn? I don’t think the story says…but after dinner is probably a nice time for him to watch it… cd BANGKOK (Reuters) –…
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Turning Shit into Shinola
Nature’s Furnace WAUKEE, Iowa – John Kimberlin hopes to light a fire under his idea of using manure to produce heat and electricity. Kimberlin, of Waukee, believes he has perfected…
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The Dull Men's Club– Sorry Women Not Allowed–Too Exciting.
Dull Men’s Club LONDON, Nov 9 (Reuters Life) – Looking for safe excitement? November is fig month at the Dull Men’s Club, a place in cyberspace for men who feel…
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Possibly the best spam I've ever recieved….
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All things come to he who waits. Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.…
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Do you ever wonder why you are fat? I have the answer.
It’s not a lie, I actually have the answer, don’t get confused though, an answer isn’t the same thing as a solution. A solution solves the problem, an answer only…
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