Category: Oddities
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Whose your daddy? Chimp Haven wonders
for some reason this seems cruel to me… cd SHREVEPORT, La. – It’s both a surprise and a mystery. At Caddo Parish’s Chimp Haven, where retired male chimpanzees all get…
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Preserving Weird Critters for Future Generations
I think this is pretty cool.BBC has a video with most of the critters on it here. cd LONDON (Reuters) – Scientists launched a bid on Tuesday to save some…
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Pillars of Creation Toppled By Stellar Blast
There is a strange sort of dread attached to this story, something very apocalyptic….shananapocalytic! SEATTLE – They helped open the public’s eyes to the wonders of space when they were…
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Christmas Poopers! Caganer Papa Benet XVI
Okay…this is a Christmas tradition I can get behind. I love this. Below is a link to a site that sells every type of pooping person you can think of…
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'Hibernating' man survives for 3 weeks
TOKYO – A man who went missing in western Japan survived in near-freezing weather without food and water for over three weeks by falling into a state similar to hibernation,…
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Fire Destroys 'Lost' Star's Home
This is pretty weird, I can confirm that the house that burned down was where Evangeline Lilly used to live. Before I was a full time student, I used to…
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Tofu makes you GAY!
Excellent crazy story: The logic is so obviously lacking it is scary. What does this say of so many Asian countries? There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging…
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Experts: Fragments an ancient computer
Another example of what we thought we knew…being wrong… cd Imagine tossing a top-notch laptop into the sea, leaving scientists from a foreign culture to scratch their heads over its…
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The word of the year? You be the decider!
Personally…I would like to see fukn win or maybe shanananapocalypse….. cd Will “landslide” win by a landslide? Will “sectarian,” “vendetta” or “decider” be named 2006’s word of the year? Merriam-Webster…
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Missing woman found dead behind bookcase
If I were leading this investigation, I would start looking for Professor Plum and Colonel Green in the Study… cd NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A woman’s body was found…
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Idaho's Midnight Zamboni Parade
BOISE, Idaho – Two employees of the city’s ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing…
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Clever Bonobo again triggers fire alarm
DES MOINES, Iowa – Panbanisha the bonobo is up to her tricks again. For the second time in two months, the 20-year-old animal triggered a fire alarm at the Great…
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Psychic led U.S. to Saddam….
HERZLIYA, Israel (Reuters) – Did a clairvoyant help U.S. commandos ferret Saddam Hussein out of his hiding place in Iraq three years ago? Israeli-born celebrity psychic Uri Geller, best known…
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Public Masturbator Concealing Awl in Ass
Just in time for the weekend…never mind the politics…lets focus on people hiding things in their bung…a better story might have been if he had the Bush Butt Plug! It…
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Man gets 60 days for lewd photos on cars – Maybe they deserved it….
I know…it sounds strange but I guess I should explain my line of reasoning. Four days a week, I ride my bike to the University of Hawaii where I am…
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Something for my Mom to think about….
My Mom is a very sweet woman, but she used to embarras the fuck out of us by hugging strangers. She would hug old people in the grocery store, on…
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Montana principal returns after 'wedgie'
I could almost believe that this guy did this in palyfulness except he cried….wtf? LIVINGSTON, Mont. – The principal of Park High School returned to school Tuesday after a six-day…
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Wife catches Husband screwing his Pitbull
TACOMA, Wash. – A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state’s new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor…
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Set your beasts free, and see if they come back.
Artist is James Belsar, I was looking for a strange animal, but you can pretend this is the eye of one. New York Times, October 8, 2006 Electronic Arts’ forthcoming…
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UK government funds robot to help treat baldness
This is a way of taking national pride to a new level. cd LONDON (Reuters) – The British government is providing 1.85 million pounds ($3.5 million) of funding to a…
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Stinky feet, annoying noise top IgNobel prize list
Forget the Nobel prize, it’s boring and far too political. I prefer the Ignobles….here are this years winners… Now, it seems that I have the hiccups…I suppose the Bush Butt…
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We'd make nice crop circles on your planets too, if we could.
These guys are planning ahead. Maybe even Bernest will hear it. 2051 space oddity: TV station aims at an alien audience Derek Scally in Berlin Eurotrash goes intergalactic tonight when…
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Man recites pi to 100,000 places
My initial response to this is Wow! My secondary response is How? My final response is Why? cd TOKYO – A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal…
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Drink called Cocaine has Mayor of NY pissed
In the words of Rick James…”Cocaine, it’s a hell of a drug…” NEW YORK (Reuters) – A canned energy drink called “Cocaine” being sold in New York grocery stores has…
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Friars fleece their flock….
God helps those who help themselves. I once thought of becoming a man of God, but it seemed far too dishonest. As a kid, I watched the Jim Baker scandal…
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