NATIVE RIGHTS, RACE RELATIONS, AND WEALTH DISCRIMINATION I don’t give a damn what anyone says Irishmen, Germans, and Chinese are every bit as good as Africans and Englishmen. What do you think about the Macah getting their whale? I’m sick of hearing a bunch of whining white people crying about the environment. I’m sure if…

SOME REAL PROBLEMS!!! Sometimes with the war, Y2K, the stock market rising and falling, insanity seeming to rule world politics, and the Lynden Fair….it’s easy to forget about the simple things we have already lost to our Frankenstein. 1 Think about cars for a second, they have enabled us to remain in an artificial world…

THERE ARE BILLIONS OF CHINESE!!! The CIA bombed the Chinese embassy on purpose. The Chinese have embarrassed our government repeatedly in the past few years. They have walked into top secret labrotories and carried off the neutron bomb and better propulsion and guidance systems for their missiles. That’s technology above and beyond what we’ve given…

HATEMAIL…KEEP IT COMING Here are a few of the most interesting or personally offensive hatemails of the past few weeks…oh and one completely self serving one…thanks. BM You are such self righteous schmuck. Do you really think you have the right to spout your left wing propaganda with no repurcusions? You were probably kicked out…

A NOTICE TO ALL YOUNG MEN Russia is drafting young men. Who are all those young men going to fight? Maybe they are going to fight you! That’s right. The military is hard pressed to fight two air wars and maintain worldwide bases. There is good news though. For the first time in recent history…

Y2K/ WWIII WEOPON TIP #1 The world is quickly heading to hell in a hand basket. I find myself prepared for whatever should come my way. Truly. I am trained by one of the worlds foremost military forces. My mother trained my siblings and I to be world class outdoor survivalists. I’m familiar with several…

THE BARRACKS AND FAIRHAVEN by Chris Damitio The whole housing thing in Fairhaven is somewhat chaotic right now. Sherry Jubilo is still sitting in the Barracks, waiting for bulldozers to come in and tear em down. She turned down $10,500 to move out of a building she was renting. That confused me and a lot…

Bellinghamblin Man by Chris Damitio Okay, here is what you overwhelmingly asked for. Bellinghamblin’ Man. I like it, and it sounds like most of you do too. Other suggestions included “Hamster Beat” ( too close to Hamster, one of our local ‘zines), Yo Mama, and Meattime ( I can’t really explain that one). Surprisingly, quite…

Sarge AT-TEN-TION!! First of all let me tell you that there ain’t no place that serves chow like my beloved Marine Corps. When you make 15,000 servings of macaroni and cheese, you really get it down. Back in my drill instructor days I was never easy on my recruits and I’m not gonna be easy…

Aquillo Mallot We’re talking this issue with Aquillo Mallot, a homeless man of alternative housing. An occupational non-profit mercenary, Gypsy Moth farmer, comfrey and mullen rancher, pie rat, and surveyor of exotic substances. He currently holds the position of Bishop of the Holy Primeval Coyote Church in his space-time. Also Master of the Sacred Marriage…