Wow! That is really all I can say. I guess it really isn’t ever too late. It’s hard to tell for sure, but she looks pretty good for a 62 year old mother of 12, grandmother of 20, great grandmother of three. I just found another story online that says that in addition to being…
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Ugly People more likely to commit crime.
Now that I’ve railed out against the fatties…it’s time to move on to the ugly. So this is why the prisons are full of ugly people, I would venture to say that judges and juries are more lenient against good looking criminals…put the ugly behind bars where we don’t have to see them…we should put…
Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Fatties!
I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time…STOP LETTING YOUR KIDS GET SO FUCKING FAT!! There is not much that pisses me off more than seeing a severely obese kid eating an ice cream cone while their parents watch on affectionately. Not only are those parents condemning their child to an early death,…
Looking for clickers….
Below is the ad that I put on craigslist that is generating a lot of traffic…. The funny part is, people are coming here, but they are obviously getting distracted by the great stories…cause they ain’t clickin… I just love that you guys are coming here. That was the point….lol. Maybe I need to give…
A renter hangs out in a closet – The Honolulu Advertiser
A craigslist ad for the rental of a walk-in closet here in lovely Kailua is causing consternation (as below). Creativity in small spaces is par for the course in desirable locations – this closet would probably be a palace by Manhattan or Aspen standards. In Aspen, I lived in the breakfast nook of a one-BR…
Bush talks about more troops in Darfur, but why isn't anything being done about the genocide?
Below is what Bush had to say about Darfur in the Sudan where more than two million are homeless and tens of thousands of civilians have been murdered by two rebel factions in conflict with the Sudanese government since 2003. The US has not taken part in any peacekeeping in Africa since it left Somalia…
Cheney's Got a Gun
Mink Hippie just sent me this and I can’t stop laughing…not even long enough to wonder why she didn’t post it. Is she scared of Dick? cd cheneysgotagun.mp3 From the Bob Rivers Show lead vocals by Spike O’Neil
Vonnegut writes of 'contempt' for Bush
B*** actually did something good… I’m excited to read this. Vonnegut might not be razor sharp anymore – when he appeared on the Daily Show some months back, it appeared that Jon Stewart cut it short, seemingly afraid of what Vonnegut might say – but he still runs rings around most of the rest of…
First there were Freedom Fries
Now there are “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad…” Iranians wishing to buy Danish pastries will now have to ask for “Roses of the Prophet Muhammad”. Bakeries across the capital, Tehran, are covering up signs advertising the pastries and replacing them with ones bearing the dessert’s new name. The confectioners’ union ordered the name change in…
Supercross Designer Caught Masturbating at Wendy’s
Track designer faces lewd charge By KARI COBHAM Staff Writer Gary Bailey, veteran track designer for the Daytona Supercross at Daytona International Speedway, is out of jail after being charged with exposing himself to customers, including a child, at an Ormond Beach Wendy’s restaurant. Bailey, 62, was sitting at a booth just before 8 p.m….