Author: CD Damitio
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Naked Chinese stuntman with really shrivelled Penis Arrested at Niagra Falls
Apparently, my sources tell me, when the park police arrested him he told the waiting tourist “Its not always this small…that water is just really cold.” Later the Park Police…
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Apparently Jesus pays as well as Saves
Frankly, I am not surprised. Bernest Ernstein once told me ‘When you see the Fish, hold on to your wallet.’ The Catholic Church is the richest institution on the planet.…
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Only US seeks to justify abuse: Human Rights Watch
Sometimes its really hard to believe this is the same country I read about as a child and felt proud of…. The US Congress should reject a Senate bill if…
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Sin and Love
Along came the Christians, with their Greek language and their many different words for religious trespass, all translated into English as “sin”. No wonder it’s so confusing! The literal meanings…
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'Elmo' seized in LA police action
Not just Elmo, but Mr. Incredible, too! These sinister events were predicted (at least in part) by the prescient lyrics of Mr. Weird Al Yankovic… “They said when Elmo was…
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A Mosaic of Arab Culture at Home in America – New York Times
An interesting article from the New York Times. I’ve always contended that the periods of ‘melting pot’ growth and maturity in America are a direct result of the wars we…
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Number of Women in Prisons Is on Rise – New York Times
Does this mean women are getting more violent and prone to commit crimes? Or is it that judges are becoming less easygoing when it comes to female criminals? Or does…
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The Biogas Engine that Could….
Perhaps there is hope for us, my friends. God love the Swedes. First the Swedish Bikini Team and now this….. Perhaps now that the Mayor of Honolulu has scrapped our…
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Badly Wounded US Troops
I spent the day at Tripler Army Hospital today with some clients from American Samoa. As this war approaches the 2000 dead US soldier mark…let’s not forget the dead Iraqis…or…
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Hunter S Thompson's widow on a lonely legacy
Funny how long ago February seems…I remember how pissed I was upon hearing about Hunter’s suicide. Suicide sucks too. Sure, there are times when it is right…Kevorkian style…but HST wasn’t…
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The Next Plague on The History Channel
Epidemiology for the layman (that is, people like me that are fascinated but don’t really know much…) Maybe I should consider getting cable…. NEW YORK, Oct. 24 /PRNewswire/ — What…
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Breakupnews.com – Glossary of Breakup Terms
My bitter friend sent me this. Bitter people are often much funnier than happy people. Dennis Miller was wayyyy funnier when he was bitter. Antiquing Systematically going back and sleeping…
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Chilean Sea Bass…Gilled Gold!
The Catch By PAUL GREENBERG Published: October 23, 2005 On a dank, cold morning this past March, full of wind and the gloom of the sub-Antarctic autumn, I stepped off…
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If You Don't Eat or Drive, Inflation's No Problem – New York Times
an interesting article from the Sunday New York Times. Oddly, I’ve never been to New York City, sometimes I wonder if I will ever go there…sometimes I wonder why I’ve…
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UH-Manoa Offering 'Podcast' Class
Nowadays it is not unusual to take a class online, but imagine a “Podcast” class. It is only happening in a few places across the country with the University of…
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Rock Paper Scissors
Now this sounds like my kind of party! ContraCostaTimes.com | 10/22/2005 | Rock Paper Scissors more than child’s play Rock Paper Scissors more than child’s play By Chris Metinko CONTRA…
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Robots used against peaceful protest in Bil’in
It’s Aloha Friday and I’m not going to post much today…but I do want you to get the chance to see this one…the Future is kinetic and scary. IMEMC NEWS:…
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2 portly clowns pull off robbery
Just to avoid any confusion…the two clowns below are not the robbers…the robbers were much portlier….and as a random aside, here is the definition of portly…it has a sort of…
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93 year old drives 3 miles with body lodged in Grill
All I can really say here is ‘Ouch!’ By CRAIG PITTMAN, St Petersburg Times Staff Writer Published October 20, 2005 ST. PETERSBURG – A 94-year-old motorist struck and killed a…
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wilma (strongest hurricane on record) is pissed and heading landward.
Strongest hurricane on record roars toward Mexico and US Look out Fred, Hurricane Wilma is roaring towards the storm weary Mexican and U.S. gulf coasts. Wilma is the most powerful…
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Senate Republicans agree on health cuts for the poor and elderly, not for them.
I have an idea they may not have considered….what about eliminating their healthcare plans? What about cutting their pay? What about ending the most expensive military operations in history? Hmmm…maybe…
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You forgot? No you didn't.
Crap, there go all those moments when saying that I forgot could have gotten me out of trouble. It’s truly fascinating. Imagine finding a way to access EVERYTHING you have…
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Sleuths Crack Tracking Code Discovered in Color Printers
Much Mahalo to Paul Dylan who sent me this. I wonder if this came about because of the unabomber Manifesto…LINK Sleuths Crack Tracking Code Discovered in Color Printers By Mike…
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Chris of the Week: Christopher Walken
Not because of any shortage of noteworthy Chris’, I am changing the Chris of the Day to the Chris of the Week. Certainly I am not bowing to the acrimonious…
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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Saddam Hussein is facing his day in court.(LINK) Okay, I know that rooting for the bad guy isn’t always the right way to go, but in this case, I really…
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