Okay…I assume that this blog is not an excercise in mental masturbation on my part. Although if it is, that is perfectly fine. It’s fun. Almost as fun as masturbating. Of course, if my assumptions are correct and my hit counter is accurate, there is more than just me, in which case we move from…
Month: May 2005
New Monkey Species…Hooray!
Just when the world seems darkest, great news comes. Imagine…a brand new species of monkey! And it stands nearly three feet tall…that is just over half the height of Kim Jong Il. May 19, 2005 — When a team of scientists first heard hunters from Tanzania’s Wanyakyusa tribe talk about a quiet, black-faced monkey that…
Demon Rape in Zanzibar
CHAKE CHAKE, Tanzania (Reuters) – Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands. “We believe reading the Koran is our only defense, nothing else,” says the 41-year-old driver and father of four. “But Popo Bawa is real, and well…
America took the lake
MOSCOW (Reuters) – A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight. NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately. “It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost…
Fat People Virus
This is pretty amazing. It seems like the practical applications for this virus would be pretty far ranging. Huge, as a matter of fact. AN OBESITY VIRUS? By Sean Henahan, Access Excellence NEW ORLEANS (4/07/97) Is obesity caused by a virus? New virological and biochemical findings could lead to new treatment approaches for obesity, according…
Funny but what's it mean?
More Kim Jong Il Fun
Kim Jong Il let famine kill 1.5 million North Koreans because he wouldn’t accept aid from the capitalist pigs (us), and when any surviving citizens tried to flee on a snack run they were shot on sight. You know, in doing a little research I realized it was Kim Jong Il’s dad that claimed to…
Satan?
COLUMBIA, Md. — The U-shaped street in Columbia was supposed to be named Satin Wood Drive, based on an obscure poem by a whimsical poet. But the devil, it turns out, was in the details. About 30 years ago, somewhere between the developer’s plans and the county’s official map, a misplaced letter doomed the residents…
The Godlight heals the sick
When we last checked in on Canadian mad scientist Troy Hurtubise, his Angel Light â a homebrew device that he said could see through walls and stop electronics from working â was the subject of speculation, ridicule and financing (he got $40,000 from the French government for the project). Now the eccentric inventor has upped…
Nazitown, Tennessee
Okay, so it’s not really called Nazi town…but check out this story from Yahoo news. I used to be stationed near there back in my USMC days. It’s strange…you would go from the racial mix that is Memphis to lily white Germantown… GERMANTOWN, Tenn. – Some residents of this upscale Memphis suburb say ordinances have…