January 30, 2023

Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il let famine kill 1.5 million North Koreans because he wouldn’t accept aid from the capitalist pigs (us), and when any surviving citizens tried to flee on a snack run they were shot on sight.
You know, in doing a little research I realized it was Kim Jong Il’s dad that claimed to have invented the toaster. He also had it widely reported that he walked on the moon. Frankly I’m a little disappointed as I thought it was Jong Il not Jong Sung. But lil Kim still gets points for being the most photogenic fun dictator.

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