(Wow, let’s let him use the same excuse..the dog ate my homework, the dog ate my homework, the dog ate my homework….I’m protecting the country from another sept 11th…etc…cd) CRAWFORD, Texas (Reuters) – President George W. Bush launched a counter-offensive against growing public discontent over Iraq on Saturday, when he defended the war as a…
Paddleboarder Beats Record Time
North Shore paddleboarder Chris Owens took a break at sunrise yesterday before completing his record-breaking paddle from Oahu to Kauai. Owens is the second man in history to complete the grueling 65-nautical-mile paddle. He started paddling from the North Shore of Oahu on Wednesday evening and made the crossing in 21 hours and 45 minutes.
Hunter S. Thompson's ashes to be fired from cannon
DENVER, Colorado (AFP) – The ashes of the US writer Hunter S. Thompson are to be fired from a tower the height of the Statue of Liberty in a ceremony at his Colorado home on Saturday befitting his eccentric and controversial life. The actor Johnny Depp will fire the cannon to spread the ashes of…
Gates Foundation To Help India's Red-Light Workers – Forbes.com
Gates Foundation To Help India’s Red-Light Workers Greg Levine, 08.19.05, 12:31 PM ET NEW YORK – The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is building a bridge from the postmodern information age to the world’s oldest profession. The charitable group created by the billionaire chairman of Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT – news – people ) helped distribute…
Bad News Burning Man Clown
(It’s too bad shit like this happens…cd) Instead of bringing smiles to his fellow Burning Man revelers last year, Johnny Goodman, painted face and all, consumed too much alcohol, grabbed Dennis Hinkampâs bicycle and assaulted him so severely that he had to have two plates implanted into his arm. Then the clown disappeared into the…
Japundit » The latest craze in Japan . . . Not!!
(now who doesn’t love a good hoax, especially if it regards the fanny. B.E.) Japundit » The latest craze in Japan . . . Not!! What is it about Japanese women that people around the world are ready to believe just about any outrageous hoax about them that some knucklehead throws together and posts on…
We Support Our Troops Right To Gay Marriage
Support Our Troops Right to Gay Marriage! They are putting their lives on the line, shouldn’t they be able to love who they want? The first of many incredile fukn T-Shirts! Buy yours today…buy ten of them…. Hanes, Comfort-T 6.1 oz 100% Cotton …available in s, m, l, xl, and xxl colors: white, blue, and…
Bus Jumps Curb in Waikiki, Hits Tourists
(I swear to God, it wasn’t me driving. I swear on a peroigi!..cd)
Internet Casino Buys Jesus-Image Pierogi
(Praise the Lord! And could you pass me that sauce?…cd) POINT PLACE, Ohio – An Internet casino known for its collection of oddities has paid $1,775 for a pierogi that looks like an image of Jesus. GoldenPalace.com purchased the item Monday during an auction offered by eBay. The seller, Donna Lee, said the Jesus face…
Thais hope English soccer will calm Muslim unrest – Yahoo! News
(Am I the only one who thinks this is a bad idea? What about the soccer riots? Show them something else…cd) BANGKOK (Reuters) – Thailand is dishing out free cable television in its restive Muslim south in the hope that sports coverage such as English Premiership soccer will calm tensions in a region plagued by…