Listen up Paris….I’ll do the same if you don’t stop harrassing me! cd LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A judge on Tuesday ordered Paris Hilton to stay away from a Los Angeles party planner who accused the celebrity heiress of bombarding him with angry phone calls, shoving him and threatening his life. Brian Quintana won a…
Soccer Ball Contacts
These just look cool. I want some. cd German optician Stephanie Berndt wears a soccer ball contact lens in Munich February 6, 2006. A set of ‘Magic Lens’ contact lenses with images of one soccer ball and a German flag cost 45 euros (54 U.S. Dollars). REUTERS/Michaela Rehle
Iran daily holds contest for Holocaust cartoons
I had no idea the Iranians had such a great sense of humour. Offensive or not, this is a great way to make their point, much better than having outraged Afghans die in protests…. cd TEHRAN (Reuters) – Iran’s best-selling newspaper has launched a competition to find the best cartoon about the Holocaust in retaliation…
Stones' Super Bowl songs censored
Oh, please. They censored “cocks”?!? Six words after “rooster”? Next we’ll have proposed legislation against double entendre. It would be fun to watch Bush try to pronounce entendre. (Hehe – I said “bush” – hehehe.) The Rolling Stones were censored during their halftime performance at the Super Bowl XL in Detroit on Sunday. TV censors…
2005 Stella Awards
Here they are folks….the TRUE stella awards….enjoy…. cd The TRUE Stella Awards — 2005 Winners by Randy Cassingham Issued 31 January 2006 Unlike the FAKE cases that have been highly circulated online for the last several years (see http://www.StellaAwards.com/bogus.html for details), the following cases have been researched from public sources and are confirmed TRUE by…
Lingerie Bowl
You know what? I didn’t watch the game. Not the super bowl anyway. I mean, not the one with a bunch of guys in it…. Personally, I’d rather watch something like this… cd Los Angeles Temptation Lauren Bergfeld (L) tackles New York Euphoria Trishelle Cannatella during the third annual Lingerie Bowl football game in Los…
The Controversial Cartoon (s)
Okay folks…here at Incredible Fukn Us we like to keep things fair….so first off…here is one of the cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad that is raising so much controversy…. Next is a buddha that is of questionable taste (although as a buddhist, I like it) Here is a racy homosexual pedophilic Jesus and finally a…
China's Swimming Baby Centers
One can’t help but wonder about long term traumatic or psychological effects….this sort of creeps me out…very Brave New World… cd In this photo released by China’s Xinhua news agency, babies have the swimming training at a Maternal and Infantile Health Care Center in Suzhou, east China’s Jiangsu province, on Friday February 3, 2006. Swimming…
Honolulu Screeners aren't efficient but VERY friendly
I wrote not too long ago about smuggling the dreaded cigarette lighter…can’t say that I’ve been groped by a screener, but I can always hope for that next time….here are the bare bones…. One passenger complained that a 12-inch meat cleaver packed in a piece of carry-on luggage was undetected at a Honolulu checkpoint. Another…
Honolulu Zoo's Orangutan Couple on Honeymoon
I’d be happy too if they put me in three million dollar house and never made me work…. It’s about time…. cd The Honolulu Zoo will officially open the new exhibit featuring two orangutans. Rusti and Violet are now best of friends after being introduced just a few weeks ago. The two orangutans are enjoying…