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Shocking News from My Postman

Posted on October 19, 2006 by CD


When I dropped by the post office a few hours ago, I was only expecting to drop some books in the mail, instead, my friendly neighborhood postman filled my ears with his theories about last Sunday’s earthquake, North Korea, and the future state of the world.
According to the postman: the quake was a result of the wily Kim Jong Il recognizing that there was no way that he could defeat the combined powers of the world. Because of that he is pretendcing to develop nuclear weopons that he already has to mask his testing of his sinister seismic weopon. The postman says that Kim Jong Il is indeed a madman and he is only interested in gaining fame and recognition and so he will do anything. His dastardly plan is apparently to shake the ground under Japan and cause the island to sink. He is going to cause huge tidal waves to wipe out the west coast of the United States and he is going to do it soon. As evidence, the postman cited that the quake happened a day after the ‘nuclear test’ and that no one else has ever gone to war from below. The postman told me that all of this occurred to him as he sat in his easy chair after the quake on Sunday and realized that the rumbling that he had felt was not a garbage truck. He’s been considering it all since then.
I thought you should know. Just like he thought I should

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3 thoughts on “Shocking News from My Postman”

  1. J says:
    October 20, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    Hmm … isn’t Kim’s whole deal that he wants to be like a James Bond supervillain or something? And he’s got the resources at his disposal …. this could actually be quite plausible.

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  2. William Borowicz says:
    October 21, 2006 at 8:48 am

    You know…The same thought crossed my mind.
    If you are familiar with the work of Nicoli Tesla, you remember that he experimented with transferring energy through various structures such as steel buildings and even the Earth.
    In a nutshell…All is vibration. Everything has resonance. Think SINE WAVE. Tesla created a device that would, with a tap, add more energy to the sine wave just as it was changing direction. Think expansion and contraction.
    Tesla is documented as having caused a large building to tremble by attaching a ‘pager’ sized device to one of it’s steel supports.
    HE ALSO WAS ABLE TO CREATE EARTH TREMORS IN REMOTE LOCATTIONS BY RUNNING A POWERED HAMMER THAT REPEATEDLY HIT A STEEL SPIKE CEMENTED INTO THE FLOOR OF HIS LAB.
    But, I guess i shouldn’t tell you anarchists things like this…Hee Hee Hee!
    AM I REPONSIBLE NOW?
    http://grin.hu/pic/PinkyBrain.gif
    –Bill

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  3. William Borowicz says:
    October 21, 2006 at 8:52 am

    If you include my comment…Please edit my spelling errors.
    By the way…I bought a couple of your books…Interesting and thought provoking reads.
    –Bill

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