It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears — only in reverse — when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen. The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton…
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Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Thumper!!!
I couldn’t be more proud of our little rainforest creature, Bambi Gidgemonic, who wed her long term companion and personal decorator on Saturday June 17th. Mink and I flew to California for the hush hush ceremony and celebrated with the wildlife that gathered to mark the historic event. Bernest Ernstein made an appearance and actually…
It's Juneteenth…
Ahh, Texas…..what a place…maybe we can make the whole country just like Texas. (Okay, I adamit it. I’m not being fair. Most of the Texans I’ve met have been really nice people. Especially the ones that would be Mexicans if the U.S. hadn’t of created a fake war to steal land.) cd Bradenton Herald |…
TolerateMornings.com
Okay…I never thought this would happen, but here I am saying it….Folgers is AWESOME! You have to go to this site and check it all out…first thing when you get there…watch the video…it’s fukn weird as hell…..then there is the screen saver…get it…read the disclaimer…if you need help explaining your absence from work….use the emails…just…
Red and Blue Sign Wars in Middle America
I’m glad I live in Hawaii… cd Whitley sign war erupts Neighborsâ feud goes public over grandchild, dead dogs, rabbits By Becky Manley The Journal Gazette Photos by Becky Manley/The Journal Gazette Pam, Ron and Chad Castle launched the Mowrey Road war of words with this sign after one of their dogs was killed. Larry…
Book Lot Auctions at Fuknbooks.com
I realize that things have been fairly slow lately here at Incredible Fukn.us  All I can say is that Bambi is getting married, Bernest is in some sort of legal dispute with Sony Motion Pictures, and Mink Hippie and I are just cruising along in our beat up jalopy and enjoying the summer sun….
Art gallery loses its head, displays plinth
This story is hot off the wires and I haven’t yet heard about what the critics were saying about the fabulous slab of stone…we can imagine it was something like “This piece is marvelous in its simplicity…complex for all of the modern issues which it represents…” Mink Hippie asks “How did they discover the error?…
Sometimes it's worth it to get naked…
I am reminded of the days when I used to be naked a lot more. Oh the joys of youth. Of course the strangest part of this whole thing is the 28 year old with the gun, why was he so freaked out by a naked man? Why did he shoot? Is nudity so powerful…
The Worlds Largest Picture
This is pretty cool….Click on the link and check out the photo slideshow….cd  Link A remarkable photographic project that will create the worldâs largest camera to produce the worldâs largest photograph. The Guinness Book of Records has confirmed that the giant camera and 25â x 100â photograph warrants consideration as a new world record…
hmmm…why are there billions of Chinese?
maybe this has something to do with it…. cd Qiao Yubo, who is pregnant with at least five babies, walks with her husband, right, in Songyuan, in China’s northeast Jilin province, Sunday, June 11, 2006. Qiao, who is 1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75 meters, five months into her pregnancy. Qiao’s excessive bulk…