As a birthday present to celebrate all you have given mankind Osama, I would like to announce that we are going to be making an Osama Buttplug. the “”Osama Butt Laden”. Production will begin in Summer 2007. To pre-order just click on the buy now button below….(for the Classic Bush Butt Plug click here) SPIN…
Year: 2007
Alternative Currency Systems
Forbes Magazine came out with its new list of billionaires today. Nearly a thousand of them now. Did you ever wonder if the monetary system is fixed? I mean, if maybe you weren’t using your efforts to your own best advantage? You wouldn’t be alone if you had…in addition to such notables as Adam Smith,…
Greek Cypriots Tear Down Dividing Wall
Greek Cypriots demolished a wall Friday along the boundary that for decades has split Europe’s last divided capital, a dramatic and unannounced gesture that officials hope will promote reconciliation on the Mediterranean island. The wall cuts across Ledra Street, which runs through the heart of the city’s tourist area and is seen as the strongest…
WW III ala 1999
Here is a scenario I came up with for a novel in 1999. I am putting a lot of old columns and ramblings up on the site dating back to the 1990’s. If you have an interest in any of them, they are under the category ‘The Chairman’. Also rolling archives are now gone…if you…
A Handy Food Finding Tip
(Thanks Farid!!!) Here is another tip for getting food: It’s similar to dumpster diving………. Grade school-ers tend to get bag lunches that are half healthy and half junk. The funny thing is that they tend to throw away the good stuff – fruit, carrot sticks, good sandwiches, milk etc and they keep their cookies to…
The Content of the Can
Another quickly penned assignment, this time on a topic that I am passionate about. If you want to read more about this, I recommend you purchase my book Rough Living: An Urban Survival Manual cd The Content of the Can by Chris Damitio When’s the last time that you actually took a few minutes at…
Gallo is gone….
All winos can hang their gin blossoms in a moment of silence at the passing of Ernest Gallo. One of two brothers who created Gallo wine… cd Winemaker who brought grapes of wealth to California dies, aged 97 Founder turned a modest family brewing firm into world’s largest producer Dan Glaister in Los Angeles Thursday…
Carniverous Cows…Run for your life!!!!
It’s happening. I knew it would eventually come to this. I’ve had nightmares about it for years….the carnivorous calf has been born. Now many others will follow and we will all be terrorized by roaming herds of bloodthirsty cows..run for your lives. The end is near. KOLKATA, India (Reuters) – When dozens of chickens went…
Rice time
Another boring academic paper…blech…here is a good tip for you though…if you want to make perfect rice, just rinse the rice, put it in a pot (any size) and fill the pot until the water is above the rice by the length of the tip of your index finger from tip to the first joint….
Teenager leaves special deposit at Bank- repeatedly.
This is the kind of stuff that you get by virtue of being here. Get it while you can. cd An 18-year-old man has been detained for repeatedly defecating in front of a cash machine in a bank vestibule in the southern German town of Eggmuehl, police said on Tuesday. A police spokesman said man,…