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Month: October 2005
Vaccine Prevents Most Cervical Cancer – New York Times
(When I saw this headline, I was confused as I didn’t think cancer could be treated with a vaccine….as I read further I understood…them damn epidemiologists are pretty darn smart…cd) Vaccine Prevents Most Cervical Cancer – New York Times Vaccine Prevents Most Cervical Cancer By DENISE GRADY Published: October 7, 2005 An experimental vaccine has…
Diamonds made from Dead People
This picture released by LifeGem, shows one of their creations: a diamond made from the ashes of cremated remains. LifeGem uses super-hot ovens to transform ashes to graphite and then presses the stone into blue and yellow diamonds that retail for anywhere from 2,700 to 20,000 USD(AFP/LifeGem-HO)
Oklahoma guy blows himself up…terrorism? Maybe…
(Okay, here is what I can find on this..this happened last Saturday..ask yourself…why haven’t you heard about this yet?…cd) 1) from KFOR.com NORMAN, Okla. A student with “emotional difficulties” has been identified as the person who blew himself up Saturday evening at the University of Oklahoma. The F-B-I says the remains are believed to be…
Dane Cook…One Night Stand..
This is fukn hilarious. One night stand. Hooking up. Funny. cd. Dane Cook
ABC News: Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award
(Read the whole story to find out who the other Ig Noble winners were…cd) ABC News: Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins the Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN The Associated Press BOSTON – Gregg Miller mortgaged his home…
ABC News: TomKat Expecting TomKitten
( I was reading Esquire earlier and there was an article that argued that no one believes that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are actually in love. Guess what? I do. I don’t think it was a publicity stunt, I don’t think the church of Scientology engineered the romance to get media attention, I think…
What's a Ho?
Do you like Jeopardy? Did you see this? Just click on the link…. Whats a ho? If the link doesn’t imediately take you to the video look for it on the right side of the page it takes you to…
Bush claimed God told him to invade Iraq, Afghanistan: BBC – Yahoo! News
( L & G, if you remember my bernestandgod podcast that covered this subject, NEVER trust someone who claims GOD told them something to tell you. and worse yet is when GOD tells them to kill. kill for the joy of killing, cheap oil, (which ironically never happens does it?) in defense, or any other…
hackwriters.com – On Being a Hobo -Rev Antonio Hernandez
(Yet another site I am planning on spending a lot of time with…cd) hackwriters.com – On Being a Hobo -Rev Antonio Hernandez A HOBO LIKE ME • Most Reverend Antonio Hernández, O.M.D., U.B. Dedicated to the Knights of the Road The Christian holidays are almost upon us, and their crass, clashing commercialism along with them….