February 1, 2023

Omigod, like I worry about this alllll the time!! I didn’t know I could get insurance!!

Insurers have withdrawn the cover on their virginity taken out by three sisters in the event of the second coming of Christ.
Essex-based Britishinsurance.com confirmed it had provided the £1m policy, but said it was reviewed on Thursday following complaints.
The firm said the women from Inverness had renewed the policy since 2000.
The cover was meant to pay for the cost of bringing up Christ if one of them has a virgin birth.

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Highlands and Islands | Sisters lose second coming cover

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