Whatsatittyworth? Listen as Bernest Ernstein expounds on the path less travelled and the trials of setting goals. Bernest Cast #2
Back in a Different World
Well, after a completely surreal journey in planes, trains, RV’s, and art cars….I am back. Burning Man was indescribable…at least at the moment it seems so to me as I putter around my little place here in Hawaii and try to figure out exactly what I am doing here. Jet lag, culture shock, and general…
OPERATION_NUKOREA
(L and G- If you are as interested in N.Korea as mr. damitio, check out this bizarre link…??????there is something terrible askew happening another perfect round of golf possibly? though the soundtrack does remind me of a time when i was making love to a ditsy redhead in the filthy kitchen of a restaurant specializing…
What's in the Nightstand?
(l and g, i find this facinating. i think the net should do more confessional list posts. since the page is defunct, i would like to describe the content of my, bernest’s, nightstand- a small lamp with a perpetually burnt out bulb, two books about minature kite making, an empty snack wrapper which i think…
MSN-Mainichi Daily News: WaiWai
(L and G, i thought this was so important i posted the entire article. if true this could change the bellies of millions, if not…..what better way to fail. now what about the fairer sex? i volunteer to run a preliminary study with any interested ladies. B.E.) Wanking your way to weight loss My gosh,…
Polluted Places: All By Region
(greetings ladies and gentleman, while mr. damitio is on hiatus at the burning fellow conference, i, bernest, will indeed be out in cyberexistence, looking for all things happening or horny. pollution is happening and it’s not so horny, so come on nominate your favorite dump, i am nominating my neighbor steve. this site uses strange…
Off to Burning Man
Leaving Hawaii today to go to Burning Man. The future is uncertain but certainly kinetic. While I’m gone, hopefully Bernest and S-Dog will keep you entertained. Worst case scenario is nothing gets posted for the next two weeks. In the big scheme of things, that really isn’t all that bad, is it? cd
You've been on Kauai too long if…
(I’m not real sure what this says, but it makes me laugh…sort of. Thanks to Haika for sending it to me…cd) You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter. Your property could be mistaken for a recycling…
Sierra Leonin Music…Emerson
(This is a cd that Kate brought back for me from Sierra Leone. I dig it. Check out the tracks at the link below and buy a copy. Support artists worldwide…cd) Emmerson has been compared to Fela Kuti of Nigeria, and seeks to emulate the likes of Nelson Mandela of South Africa and Kwame Nkruma…
Ali G Punks Pammy?
(My favorite Ali G is either “Throw the Jew down the well” or his interview with C. Everett Koop…cd) Booyakasha! Ali G has apparently struck again. For his latest stunt, the HBO comedian, whose real name is Sacha Baron Cohen, crashed the wedding of Pamela Anderson’s pooches–and crashed into Anderson herself. As caught on film…