So the big question Mink Hippie, is are you bidding on it?
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The Amazing Anthropomorphic Carrot
Featuring uncomfortably mammalian anatomical characteristics, this startling, organically-grown carrot will be a compelling addition to anyone’s collection of nature’s oddities–perfect for your personal Victorian cabinet of curiousities. The carrot is 5-1/2 inches long from top to bottom.
The carrot will be shipped in the continental United States via FedEx 2nd day, in an insulated package.
Please note that the carrot is not intended for consumption. It was harvested in the fall, and is reasonably well-preserved, but is sold as a curiousity and not as a snack. We recommend that the buyer takes steps to embalm or preserve this item after receipt.
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Ah, if only it would last. Would be so sad to watch its glory fade.
(I note with amusement that the selling price has gone up 50 cents from yesterday – at the moment it is selling for a whopping $11.00.)