God Hates Nothing So Much as a Bald Headed Woman
As a young boy, the preacher lady would sometimes force us to go to church with her when our folks were fighting. The Jehovah’s Witness bible is different than the other bibles but still set up in the same way. It has two columns per page. Once, while bored in church, another kid showed me that if you read straight across both columns on a certain page you got “God hates nothing so much as a bald headed woman.”
I wonder if God really does hate bald headed women? One thing for sure, a pretty face is pretty with or without hair, but an ugly one needs the hair and all the help it can get.