February 8, 2023

Because he wants to find out as much about you as possible and to get inside your most personal business, we figured we would offer you the opportunity to show him where the sun don’t shine. I’ve had our skilled craftsmen in the secret Fukn.us labs create the “George W. Bush Buttplug”

Bush Plug
This President will really f*** you up the butt. You’re already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere.
Made of 100% silicone with 4” of useable length and a head 1-1/2” in diameter, this butt plug will issue a 110% American ass drubbing. A 2-3/4” base prevents the little prick from digging in without a timetable for withdrawal.
Great gag gift for Log Cabin Republicans. Use as a dashboard ornament, mantelpiece, or uncomfortable conversation piece. Get one now before we get killed!
As always, remember to play safe, play clean and never ever go through airport security with this gag tucked away.

At this stage, we are in limited production and orders should arrive within 6-8 weeks. I am told that W. will be comfortable on a shelf if you prefer to simply have him tapping your wires instead of tapping your…ahem…, however, I want to stress that he is fully functional although for legal reasons he is sold as a novelty item only. Buy them today for all your Republican friends. $52.00 plus S/H
You won’t find it anywhere else, cause we are the only ones brave (or stupid) enough to make it.

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