February 8, 2023

Cruel.Com: Big Moron on Campus
An e-mail sent by Duke University lacrosse player Ryan McFayden on the evening three of his teammates are suspected of gang raping a stripper:
To whom it may concern
tommrow night, after tonights show, ive decided to have some strippers over to edens 2c. all are welcome.. however there will be no nudity. i plan on killing the bitches as soon as the walk in and proceding to cut their skin off while cumming in my duke issue spandex.. all in besides arch and tack please respond
(Among the items confiscated from McFayden’s room: a Shocker poster.)
Parents: This is what you get for letting your children play an inner-city sport like lacrosse.

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