Category: Antichrist 2020

So, listen to the fukn.us podcasts – or be square. ‘Podcast’ Is the Word of the Year: Financial News – Yahoo! Finance

AMBAE ISLAND, Vanuatu – An erupting volcano on this remote South Pacific island burst into spectacular life Thursday — shooting steam and toxic gases 9,845 feet into the sky. Huge columns of dense white steam and muddy ash spewed above Ambae Island to reach the greatest height seen since the Mt. Manaro volcano began erupting…

Well folks…we put out the call for musicians and artists to submit their work to us. Things are starting to trickle in…Among the first is Double Deuce… a classic rock band from North Haven, Connecticut. These guys like the wah wah pedal and are available for bookings if you are in the area. Hard to…

Another fortunate working experience occurred the other night when I drove Gail Zappa to the airport. Gail is a very political, intense, and damn hard working woman who was married to Frank Zappa and is the mother of Dweezil, Moon, Diva, and Ahmet Zappa. She describes herself politically as an ‘absurdist’ and has been busy…

I am very happy to point out that nowhere in this article does it mention either going blind, growing hair on your palms, or becoming retarded through masturbation. One question that obviously comes up is….who is this Dr. Mink (hippie) ? And what is he doing with all these video tapes of children masturbating….? Isn’t…

Your esteemed Chairman is currently unable to communicate with his faithful fukn.us following – I’ll let you speculate about why that might be. He did, however, manage to tap out the cryptic SMS “Jacko… tubies.” Hmmmm, I thought. Well, it seems that not only did Jackson not have SEX to produce his offspring, but he…

It’s been a while since we had a scary clown on the site…. Send your scary clown photos to chairman@fukn.us

Okay, what I want to know is are they going to give me back my god damn swiss army knives, nail clippers, tweezers, and scissors? Incidentally, Mink Hippie and I were recently travelling together and I realized I had a ‘prohibited’ item in my pocket. Out of curiousity, I stashed it in my carry on….

It has been a while since I posted an interesting Chicken story….imagine…we can cull all the bird flu chickens and relieve our dependence on petroleum at the same time…..now that is worth dancing about. cd FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Fuel is the thing with feathers. Hoping to find an efficient way to help power automobiles and…

Well, I was wondering about this..I guess this explains a lot…now, I’ve got to get back to creating…. I’m assuming they mean 4 to 10 a year…. cd LONDON (Reuters) – Pablo Picasso, Lord Byron and Dylan Thomas had more in common than simple creativity. They also had active sex lives, which researchers said on…