Category: Antichrist 2020

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I guess the military is getting desparate!! Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked To Enlist As Marine (AP) SAUGUS, Calif. Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.” But at age 78, she thinks she may be just a little old to enlist in…

I dunno which of you spam masters keep sending yours truly the penile levitating offers to my e-mail but let it be known that Bernest Ernstein at the age of 68 is still a hell of a stickman. Ladies? Which leads me to a question. Have ANY of you every purchased something which was offered…

If anyone isn’t familiar with Skid Row in Los Angeles, it’s a dumping ground for the poor and homeless so that tourists and rich people from the entertainment industry don’t have to deal with them. As an example, every year before the Academy Awards police round up the homeless in Hollywood and dump them in…

Okay…look at what was just posted at LooseScrew I don’t know how you train a dog to ride skateboards like this…but I definitely want to know the secret…. cd Video Here is Tyson the bulldog’s website.

Imagine. The guy goes through all this hell for the past couple of years. He redefines himself. He starts doing something that makes him happy and finds true joy in his life and his work. Then, from out of nowhere, a crocodile leaps up and drags him out of the canoe. I hope I am…

Wow, I must throw out at least two pairs of these a day. Hmm. Something to think about. The Chinese government is introducing a 5% tax on disposable wooden chopsticks in a bid to preserve its forests. It produces about 45 billion pairs of chopsticks a year, consuming millions of trees and bamboo plants. The…

While awaiting his well deserved execution.. (though I Bernest am against the death penalty which I will go into great detail about in the near future…) this freak can still find the gumption to make that teeny weenie dance. Wow, what focus! MSN-Mainichi Daily News

This little fight makes me want to start watching more TV. Plus, mentioning Chef makes me hungry. Plus, it’s been raining a lot so I haven’t been excercising much. Result? I’m going to get a ‘big john’ and sue Scientology for turning me fat in five years! cd NEW YORK – “South Park” creators Matt…

This story just goes to show that you never know what is in your walls. I also like the fact that the students turned the money in. I know it may sometimes seem that I am cynical, but I actually beleive that most people will usually do what they think is the right thing. If…