February 5, 2023

Asked on June 10, 2004, whether he stood by an earlier White House pledge to fire anyone found to have leaked the officer’s name, Bush replied: “Yes.” On Monday, he added the qualifier that it would have to be demonstrated that a crime was committed.
Sources in the White House say that Bush will add further qualifiers as time goes on. Tuesday, it will be “I meant a crime committed in the White House itself, like the servants stealing the silver, that kind of thing.” Ultimately, our secret fukn source (It’s Laura Bush, She is the one telling fukn.us) informed us, the President is hoping for a Celebrity Trial or Terror Attack so that he can get back to the business of deconstructing the gains humanity has made in the past 1000 years with his buddy Karl Rove.

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