February 8, 2023

Okay, so check this out…our cease and desist letter made it to the guy and look what he did with it:
I have to admit here, I’d be lying if I didn’t tell you I’m laughing. I mean, how upset can I actually get that someone else has created a Buttplug that looks like Dubya. Well, I am also laughing because in digging around, look what we were able to come up with from the US Patent Office LINK
This guy is not only funny, he’s full of shit! (no wonder he made toilet paper!) His patent was refused for the very reason our attorneys suggested he cease and desist. I think this document might be one of the funniest I’ve ever read. Just because it contains phrases like:
“Registration of the mark is refused because the design is utilitarian and functional”
“The mark is disparaging to Mr. Bush””
And the best part (We’re not making this up!) the attorney who refused the patent is named Karen K. Bush! Classic. Is she a relative? No wonder it was shot down.
If you would like to report this buttplug to the Department of Homeland Security, do it!

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