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The Great New Jersey Panty Heist- $12,000 Worth!!

Personally, I suspect Mink Hippie and her gang of Ph.D Barbies setting this up…..
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NEW YORK (Reuters) – Three brazen New Jersey shoplifters made off with nearly $12,000 in women’s underwear by stuffing the goods into bags designed to foil anti-theft equipment at a Victoria’s Secret store while the shop was open for business, police said.
Surveillance cameras captured two men and one woman jamming undergarments into large bags and walking past customers and staff into the Newport Center Mall in Jersey City.
Police said the thieves took over $6,900 in panties and more than $4,900 in bras. Victoria’s Secret bras retail from $30 to over $50. Panties cost between $5 and $20, according to the company’s website.
No arrests have been made since the crime was reported Tuesday night, said Lt. Edgar Martinez, spokesman for the Jersey City police department.
“This isn’t something we’ve seen before. It’s a lot of underwear to take,” said Martinez.


A crypto startup called Petshitter — a platform to turn dog waste into crypto, pay people to collect it, and solve a real problem no one in tech has touched. A ridiculous ticket to $3 million in VC funding, a military-grade hazing boot camp, and a seat at the table of the most corrupt, brilliant, and self-congratulatory ecosystem in human history.

Petshitter — on Amazon

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