The Mink Penis Muffler!!!!
eBay: DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND RARE ANTIQUE (item 5664217590 end time Feb-13-06 06:32:09 PST)
THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE BY PROMINENT NYC FURRIER IN THE 1960’S, NEW & NEVER USED. SELECTED BY THE US SKIING OLYMPIC COMMITTEE (SEE PICS).
ONE OF A KIND ITEM. FOR THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE HAD ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. GUARANTEED TO BE THE ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE. WILL KEEP YOU WARM & TOASTY. WITH 1 DAY TILL THE OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW SO MANY OF YOU CAN LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CRAFTSMANSHIP & INGENUITY TO PROTECT SOMETHING SO VITAL…BUT YOU DON’T BID…YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT FOR A MUFFLER…CONVERSATION PIECE…TOY…WHATEVER…SO GO FOR IT. IN AN AGE OF PEOPLE BUYING PETRIFIED FRAMED BANANAS & 10 YEAR OLD CHEESE SANDWICHES THAT HAVE ASTHETIC BUT NO PRACTICAL VALUE AN ITEM AS VERSATILE AS THIS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED CHEAP UNDER $10,000.00…MY POINT-DONT MISS OUT.
FAMILY HEIRLOOM (SEE BELOW), MUST SELL.
“Jetstream Deluxe”?!?! “Family heirloom”?!? ROFL. The seller actually explains that his own penis isn’t working and he needs money for medicine, hence the sale. Priceless. (Or should I say overpriced? With an opening bid of $420, there are thus far no bidders.) A truly special Valentine’s Day post. Makes me wish I had a penis to muffle…
-Mink