L & G, picture the boardroom of your company, a meeting that will change the course of the firm.”yes boss i have a pen for you to sign that important contract, here!” boing!!!! imagine the laughs. or maybe your office desk just needs sprucing up? how about a mr. old butt to do the trick….
Category: Antichrist 2020
Chris Martin : Chris of the Day
(Nevermind Coldplay or music or the politics…the main reason Chris Martin is the Chris of the Day is because he managed to marry Gweneth Paltrow…nuff said……but below are some other pretty good reasons…cd) Martin has been particularly outspoken on issues of fair trade. He has done a great deal of campaigning for the charity Oxfam’s…
Ghost Caught on Film
video of the ghost BC Created:10/1/2005 2:10:53 AM Last Updated:10/1/2005 8:37:26 AM Televisions crews, psychics and paranormal investigators have been flocking to a store in Gloucester, England, that seems to have video proof of the existence of ghosts. After finding the store a mess one morning staff at Poundstretcher on Eastgate Street examined CCTV footage…
Chris of the Day: Senator Chris Dodd (Connecticut)
Senator Chris Dodd (Connecticut) Sen. Dodd Announces Legislation to Reimburse Troops for Purchasing Essential Safety Equipment September 29, 2005: “The United States government has few higher priorities than the safety and well-being of U.S. troops deployed in harm’s way. In my view, that starts with equipping them with the gear they need to operate safely…
E=MC2 turns 100! – New York Times
(Hard to believe it has only been around a century….cd) That Famous Equation and You – New York Times DURING the summer of 1905, while fulfilling his duties in the patent office in Bern, Switzerland, Albert Einstein was fiddling with a tantalizing outcome of the special theory of relativity he’d published in June. His new…
Want to be a Spy? The CIA is looking
(I’m pretty sure the CIA already knows who I am but I am tempted to go ahead and apply even though they are sure to laugh at me….here is the link… CIA JOB LINK CIA faces spy shortages as staffers go private – Yahoo! News WASHINGTON (Reuters) – As CIA Director Porter Goss tries to…
Bernescopes:
a new feature that will occur when i can find my godamn glasses. email me at: bernesternstein@yahoo.com i will tell you what your momma would’nt. ARIES: spend less time on the pot (either kind), life is too short.especially yours. the haze is in your head. LEO: if you keep gossiping like have been, somebody is…
Chris of the Day: Chris Byrd
(Chris Byrd…another great Chris. Thanks for representing Chris….cd) Chris Byrd is the IBF Heavy Weight Champion of Boxing. Byrd defends his crown against DaVarryl Williamson Saturday on SHOWTIME (9:15 p.m. ET/PT, delayed on the west coast). In the co-feature on SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING, James Toney risks his IBA heavyweight belt against DaVarryl Williamson. Said Byrd:…
Thursday Photo
Okay, here it is. We were walking through the healthfood isle at the grocery store the other day and I saw this. I was cracking up and don’t know if anyone really understood why. First of all, look at the box. This cereal is being marketed to aging, white, liberal, baby boomers. There is no…
Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion – America's Finest News Source
(This story has been around for a while but I keep laughing about it and am posting it so you can too…cd) Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to “organize the…