I am very happy to point out that nowhere in this article does it mention either going blind, growing hair on your palms, or becoming retarded through masturbation. One question that obviously comes up is….who is this Dr. Mink (hippie) ? And what is he doing with all these video tapes of children masturbating….? Isn’t…
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Darfur women fighters negotiate for first time
Although Darfur has fallen off the list of “newsworthy” items in the McMedia, the conflict is very much ongoing. A Red Crescent driver was just killed. This is a great article about the female commanders participating in the Abuja peace talks. Worth the time to click on the link and read the whole thing. ABUJA,…
Debbie Rowe: Michael is not the natural father
Your esteemed Chairman is currently unable to communicate with his faithful fukn.us following – I’ll let you speculate about why that might be. He did, however, manage to tap out the cryptic SMS “Jacko… tubies.” Hmmmm, I thought. Well, it seems that not only did Jackson not have SEX to produce his offspring, but he…
Giant condom overlooks Buenos Aires on AIDS Day
It DOES matter! BUENOS AIRES, Argentina, Dec 1 (Reuters) – Sightseers in Buenos Aires got a shock on Thursday when the city’s most famous landmark, the obelisk, was covered with a giant pink condom on World AIDS Day. City officials used cranes to unfurl shiny pink cloth over the monolith in a campaign promoting condom…
Is that you Jesus?
Thanks to Michael for leading me to this…..it sort of makes sense that Jesus would appear in Texas….on a pickup….lol…lofl….rofl LAREDO, Texas — An image on a truck tailgate has sparked a new wave of religious pilgrims in Texas. Portraits of Jesus Christ and a table full of candles surround what some are calling a…
Scary Clown
It’s been a while since we had a scary clown on the site…. Send your scary clown photos to chairman@fukn.us
BBC NEWS | South Asia | Scientists to check Nepal Buddha boy
This kid has become big business as visitors flock to see him. One local contingent advocates to maintain proper conditions for his meditating, while another is apparently demanding evidence that his feat is “real.” He is reported to have spoken only several times during the six month meditation – two of the times were when…
Urban Survival Manual
For those of you that have been unable to find the link to the Urban Survival Manual, here it is again. I suspect that you are using the inferior internet explorer browser which causes the tables on this site to overlap….download firefox and look on the right side column to download all of my books…for…
World's largest robot show opens in Japan
I’ll post more on this as time goes on…. cd World’s largest robot show opens in Japan Thursday December 1 2005 TOKYO: Robots that perform medical, welfare and security jobs are taking part at the largest robot show in the world, opening here on Wednesday. Robots, manufactured and designed by 152 companies and 40 organisations…
TSA to Allow Scissors, Tools on Planes
Okay, what I want to know is are they going to give me back my god damn swiss army knives, nail clippers, tweezers, and scissors? Incidentally, Mink Hippie and I were recently travelling together and I realized I had a ‘prohibited’ item in my pocket. Out of curiousity, I stashed it in my carry on….