I nailed this one a few issues back…that is, uh, I subscribe to Esquire and as Mink and I were looking at the Sexiest Woman Alive feature…I guessed correctly that it was Scarlett. I should be careful how I phrase things… cd Scarlett Johansson’s hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans….
Month: September 2006
Dog goes to NYC sans Ankle Bracelet
That is one thing I love about Hawaii, the spirit of Aloha. Where else would a judge say…”Oh, you are leaving the state? Sure, please take off the ankle bracelet!” No, we love Dog. Whenever I have run into him or Beth they are always super nice, although I confess that last time I saw…
First Female Space Tourist Returns to Earth
ARKALYK, Kazakhstan – The capsule carrying the world’s first female space tourist touched down Friday on the Kazakh steppe after a bone-jarring journey from the international space station. Anousheh Ansari, Russian cosmonaut Pavel Vinogradov and U.S. astronaut Jeffrey Williams had left the station aboard a cramped Russian Soyuz capsule about three hours earlier. After the…
Ethnic games tainted by cross-dressing cheats
Don’t you hate it when perfectly good ethnic games get spoiled by crossdressing cheats? When I was in Southwest China, in a fit of morality, I decided not to go to the Chinese Ethnic Themepark. My anarchist Chinese friends described it as an Ethnic Disneyland, much like The Polynesian Cultural Center here in Hawaii run…
State of the Art Power Assist Suit
Looks heavy, but apparently feels light. I’m sure something like this will have some practical use someday…but not today. A labeled look at the power assist suit. Credit: Kanagawa Institute of Technology
Bush Tapping your wires….
This isn’t really a surprise…maybe we could start a movement using the Bush Butt Plug. A simple way to start would be to send lawmakers the link to the Bushplug with a message that says “Let Bush tap your ass, not our wires….” Just a thought. If you want to do it, you can find…
Cute and surprising!
(Thanks Brenda!)
Branson unveils Virgin spaceship
Sir Richard Branson has unveiled a mock-up of the rocket-powered vehicle that will carry clients into space through his Virgin Galactic business. The Virgin “spaceships” are designed to carry six passengers and two pilots to an altitude of about 140km on a sub-orbital space flight. Tickets on a Virgin Galactic flight are expected to cost…
Blair pinched speech from The Grapes of Wrath
His promise to the party faithful that he would ‘always’ be with them earned Tony Blair a seven-minute standing ovation. But the Labour conference may have been slightly less overawed if they had realised that the Prime Minister had based the finale to his farewell speech on the words of a fugitive double murderer. Mr…
Parasitic weed seems to smell its prey
I’ve been doing some gardening lately and I’ve noticed this stuff trying to strangle out my Citronella. I thought gardening in Hawaii would be fairly easy, but there are some mystery pests that come out at night and knock the flower heads off my hibiscus, munch my tender cilantro, stomp my sunflowers, and otherwise destroy…