Just try to get “stoned in love” outta your head. Actually he really does still have it (“it” having many interpetations.). The SOB is older than me! Bet he doesn’t need spermamax. Bernest Tom Jones
Month: March 2006
How do I get rid of all of this cocaine?
I always thought the feds *sold* it, but I guess not all agents are corrupt afterall… How Do I Get Rid of All This Cocaine? The secrets of drug disposal. By Melonyce McAfee Download the MP3 audio version of this story here, or sign up for The Explainer’s free daily podcast on iTunes. Experts from…
Tom Jones Knighted!!!
The Queen lifted the sword high, then gently lowered it to our hero’s shoulder……and her big smelly stained granny panties slid down into the cucumber stuffed velour pants of SIR TOM JONES. He’s still GOT IT!!!! Bernest
Dog thong flatulence gas odor smell
Since the chairmans been gone, I have really slid. Next post will be a real news item that has serious implications. BernestDog thong flatulence gas odor smell
population paste- WARNING
This is obviously a new site and small to prove it. But its trying to point out strange and gross things, which is not that novel but always enjoyable. Ok. This is the warning that if you click this link, you most likely will find it OFFENSIVE. Or maybe not…. Bernest population paste
SPERMAMAX – improve sperm quantity and quality!
Yes indeed-e-do, You’ve been looking , hoping and praying for ways to shoot sperm like a waterbuffalo. Look no further. Voila…..Spermamax. Wow. Thank God. Wonder if it caused that thinning porn star hair? Whats next? A pill to make you shit like an elephant? Bernest SPERMAMAX – improve sperm quantity and quality!
Red Button
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78-year-old woman asked to enlist
I guess the military is getting desparate!! Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked To Enlist As Marine (AP) SAUGUS, Calif. Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.” But at age 78, she thinks she may be just a little old to enlist in…
About the Viagra….
I dunno which of you spam masters keep sending yours truly the penile levitating offers to my e-mail but let it be known that Bernest Ernstein at the age of 68 is still a hell of a stickman. Ladies? Which leads me to a question. Have ANY of you every purchased something which was offered…