The Big Fat Greek Wedding
I wasn’t a guest at this Greek wedding but I wanted to be. I hate weddings generally, but this one looked like a lot of fun. We were sailing around the Gulf of Volos in Greece and this was the main event where we put to port one night. The women were beautiful, the men were smiling, but I was stinky and unshaven looking like a shipwrecked sailor…hardly a good drop in guest.