Korean Love Motel

Love Motels in Korea

If you’ve been to Korea, you know exactly what I’m talking about. In South Korea there are Hotels which are generally pretty expensive, then there are Hostels (in bigger cities) which are hostels and there are Motels, also known as Love Motels since these are where couples go for romantic weekends, where johns bring hookers, and where budget minded travelers can stay cheaper than the hotels when the hostels aren’t available or you don’t want to stay in a hostel.

Korean Love Motel

My first love motel came after the penis park and to be honest, at this point, I had no idea that Motel in South Korea really means love motel where you can take your woman, park your car, and enjoy sweet love. Or you can arrange to have some love brought to you with the hotel.

All I knew was that for 40,000 Won, I was staying in a big fancy room that not only provided soap, but cologne, toothpaste, a toothbrush, a razor, a big plasma televison, a king size bed, a computer, and a big fancy bathroom. After the rigours of the Penis Park it was good to have a deluxe place to relax.

Busan Love Motels

It was only later when I went to Andong and met a teacher there, that I learned about the distinctions in lodging. He explained to me that in Busan, where I was heading next, it was cheapest to stay in the love motels. When I asked what they were, he gave me the details above.

Whereas in Samcheok, it wasn’t obvious to an innocent like me that I was staying in a den of sin, in Busan, it was far too obvious and I walked away from more than one place that had sheets that held pubic hair, the smell of semen heavy in the room, or in a few cases rooms that I thought were cheap only to learn that the price was per six hour period. Even I was able to figure that one out.

I stayed in a total of three love motels in Busan which were cheaper than the hostels but loud with the fucking of guests on all sides. In each one, I was given a pouch with a toothbrush, razor, and of course the rooms had cologne and mouthwash. None of them lived up to my first love motel though. That one was special.

South Korea Love Motels

I like the love motels actually, they are over the top and bizarre. Some of them have amazing themed designs, they have semi dirty films in the rooms, in a couple of them the ladies of the house offered to fetch me some ‘boom boom’ and one I stayed at the lady who managed it was particularly insistant. “I get you Russian girl, okay?” “You want boom boom with Korean?” “You like I get you Swedish?” “Maybe you like boom boom with Filipina?”

South Korean Love Motel

Despite the attractive sounding menu (60,000 Won for the night or 30,000 Won for an hour), I wasn’t feeling like ‘boom boom’ was a particularly good idea and so I said no. The room, however was just 35,000 won which was a great value in Busan where a hostel dorm bed was 40-50,000.

South Korea, Busan Love Motel

The next day, I left the boom boom hotel to look for someplace a little quieter and met an Indian girl named Birgida who was also looking for a cheap love motel, we searched long and hard in the Hondae Beach area but the best price there was 40,000 unless you wanted to smell the sperm of the last resident. The extra money in this case was well spent.

Sign of the love motel.

My last love motel was the worst one. It was 45,000 and the door didn’t actually lock! While the room was nice and the sheets were clean, the amount of boom boom going on was utterly mind blowing. Korean people don’t show affection on the streets but when they get in the love motels…wow.

3 thoughts on “Love Motels in Korea”

  1. I guess there are things that can still make a westerner feel innocent in the world. Aren’t there a few other countries that have something like this? I remember as a kid traveling through Mexico my parents would sometimes pull into these places that were like carports where you pulled a curtain closed behind the car. They’d stop at one of those when they were tired of driving and there weren’t actual motels handy. I can still remember the noises coming from some of the other bays.

  2. haha. I’m always disturbed by women who sound like they are being murdered when they orgasm. It’s one of those confusing moments in life when you think, “Man, what the fuck should I do now?”

  3. all I can say is…hahahahahahaha

    Yes, Koreans are supressed people when it comes to sexuality. It’s there, but you won’t see it in the streets, as you mentioned.

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