The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.
Dirt Writing on Lanai – Can you read it? – Have You Been Here?
Can you read the writing in the red dirt? There are plenty of people wandering around with Red Dirt Shirts on and I’m not one of them. I’ve never had one, don’t want one. I have, however gotten plenty of red dirt on my shirts and on my hands. In fact, writing in the red dirt is an ancient tradition. Can you read what is written here on the island on Lanai?
Granny in Swimsuit – Picture of the Day
For all you perverts who came to see an old lady in a bikini, you can just go away. This is just a picture of one of my deceased grannies when she was a young girl having a nice day at the beach. No senior porn here freaks.
Hearst Castle – My Dream Pool – Have You Been Here?
California. If I had a billion dollars, I’d probably either buy the Hearst Castle or build something like it somewhere else.
Vagabond Granny – Grandma Gatewood
Every once in a while you come across someone that inspires the hell out of you. Emma “Grandma” Gatewood is one of those people.
Falling for Wall Street – Have You Been Here?
It doesn’t much matter what particular -ism you subscribe to, there is just something sort of magical about Wall Street. this is especially true in the early morning hours before the hustle and shake of New York City really turns on. The neighborhood around the famous financial district has a strange sense of calm that you really wouldn’t expect to find in the financial center of the the United States.
