Being a capable deck hand can take you to many ports.

World Travel for Almost Nothing Tip #5:
Make yourself Useful.

Whether you cook, clean, or practice medicine the skills you’ve worked hard to develop will help you to be welcome wherever you go. If you are a carpenter or a mechanic, you can probably find everything you need in return for your skills. If you’re good at eating chips and playing World of Warcraft, well, it might be harder to find someone who is willing to trade food or lodging for those skills…but in this world, anything is possible.

In fact, lots of people opt to take actual jobs that involve travel. Working on cruise ships, airlines, tour guiding, and many more jobs actually pay you to travel…that’s almost better than free.

Cleaning up is a valuable skill too.

Another skill that has really worked in my benefit is being a teacher and a Native English Speaker. You can usually find someone who wants to trade what you need for language lessons.

Sometimes working for your needs can be exhausting too.

In Part 1 of this series, I presented the questions.
Part 2 profiled Kay and Todd from Japan and the USA
Part 3 profiles Vibeke and Spencer from Norway and Gibralter

1) Your names Vibeke and Spencer
2) Your blog
http://photito.wordpress.com/
3) Your nationality
Norwegian
4) Spouses nationality
Gibraltarian (British)
5) Where do you live now? Do you live with your spouse?
We live together in the south of Spain
6) Amount of time married
9 years married, 14 years together.
7) How did you meet?
We met at the Taj Mahal in India whilst waiting for the sunrise. Because the Taj Mahal was bathed in thick fog, we got chatting and ended up travelling together for two weeks before I changed my air tickets for Gibraltar rather than Nepal.
8) What was the biggest impediment to getting married?
There was no impediment.
9) Where did you get married?
In Gibraltar
10) What was your marriage ceremony like?
We had a civil ceremony in Gibraltar’s botanical garden, then went on a boat trip to see dolphins in the Straits of Gibraltar before we had a huge beach party.
11) How is the relationship with your in-laws?
Ok. In-laws are in-laws…
12) What about your spouses with your family?
Ok
13) What was your biggest cultural misunderstanding?
There have been many…anything from a continuous confusion when it comes to what a lunch should consist of (I am used to a light sandwich type lunch, my husband a sit down, three course meal) to an eternal opposite view of time spent outdoors vs. indoors. My husband is literally born on the shores of the Med and will seek the outdoors whenever possible. I am used to spending at least six months per year more or less indoors due to sub zero temperatures outside.
14) Can you tell a funny story about a cultural mishap?
When we first moved to Norway, we bought a small Renault Clio which packed in on a cold winter’s day when my husband was out on his own. He phoned the tow truck, but found the wait long and freezing. So he knocked on the door of a house and asked for a bottle of hot water which he took back to the car and poured it on the ground next to the car in the hope that it would make the ground warmer…. Anyone who has experienced 20 below zero will predict the effect: the snow on the ground immediately turned to ice and made the whole area so slippery that it became almost impossible to maneuver the car rescue operation.
15) Have you traveled with your spouse?
Yes, many times.
16) If so, has it been challenging? Why?
17) If not, why not?
We may have a lot of differences, but the one thing we have in common is our love of travel. Because we met as young backpackers we have never really had any challenges when it comes to choosing new destinations. My husband has introduced me to traveling by motorbike, and I have opened his eyes to city breaks, so I would say we have completed each other pretty well when it comes to traveling.
18) Do you have children? If so, what is that like, internationally
speaking.
We have two children aged five and eight. They speak Norwegian, English and Spanish fluently and are able to relate with great ease to their three different nationalities. They find it surprising when other children only speak one language and I find they have a high level of tolerance when it comes to accepting other people’s ways. We have also travelled a lot with the kids, and it is beautiful to see them feel at home in the world and be able to communicate with children almost everywhere we go.
19) If you don’t have children, why not? Do you plan to?
20) What is the best and the worst thing about international marriage?
Best: To have bi-cultural children as well as to be able to become bicultural myself.
Worst: The potential chaos that would occur if we split up and decided to live in separate countries. Bringing children into an international marriage/relationship is a huge responsibility!

2/5/09

The past 36 hours have been anything but boring. Yesterday, I woke up and left the Pension Carlos in La Linea and walked to Gibraltar. There I had a badly cooked ‘American breakfast’ of Ham, eggs, and hash browns.

Why is it the English make everything taste so damn bad? I withdrew 30 quid from the ATM and breakfast set me back about 6.

Customs going through was minimal, but they did make me put my bags through an x ray and look to see that I had a passport, though without any sort of inspection. Gibraltar was like being in a semi-tropical England. Lots of birds of paradise. The tram up the rock of Gibraltar was 8 quid and I spent another couple to buy coffee and some sweets and a Moroccan Arabic phrasebook. From a glance, it is quite different from Modern Standard Arabic. 20 quid gone like that. (about $28) The rock is spectacular though and at the top I had an intimate experience with some of the Macaques, one of whom unzipped an empty pocket in my suitcase while I wasn’t looking and when I turned, his hand was deep in it. Blessed little thief. He hooted at me and puffed up his cheeks but I shooed him away without getting bitten.

There were about 400 bites last year from the apes of Gibraltar. The view from the top of the rock was amazing. Legend has it that Hercules separated Morocco and Spain and then inscribed “Non plus ultra” meaning “Nothing beyond here” after Columbus made contact with North America the Spanish put ‘plus ultra’ on their flag meaning ‘more beyond.

In it’s history Gbraltar has been sieged at least 15 times and according to the audio guide, never taken. The citizens are an odd mixture of Spanish and English with a form of English that sounds more like Spanish to me. The British have had control of Gibraltar since 1713 when the Treaty of Ubect gave it to them from Spain for perpetuity, the Spanish would like it back but the Gibraltaranos like being part of Britain, as evidenced by themany red phone booths, double decker tourist buses, and multitude of fish and chips shops. At the top it is more than 1200 feet above sea level and one can see as one looks in all directions ships of many nations. It is the meeting point of Africa and Europe, the Atlantic and the Mediterrainean. 30,000 inhabitants crowd into a little over 6 square miles. As to the Macaques, there are so many that they have begun to cul them and they regularly cause problems for the people of the town. They are the only non-human primate in the Med and no one knows how they got there. I had always thought Gibraltar an island, but no, it is a peninsula, hence I was able to walk in and then out. True to form, Spanish customs didn’t even look up as I walked past with my bags, but then, what would I smuggle in from England? Maybe some crisps.

Back to the La Linea bus station and a bus to Tarifa was a very reasonable 3.80 Euros. The only problem was that I have become accustomed to big metro stations and so I missed my stop. The asshole of a driver wouldn’t let me out nearby but insisted I go to the next stop in the middle of nowhere. Around me were cows,windmills, and the beauty of Andalusia.

With no bus in sight I pulled out my sharpie and wrote Tarifa on a sab of marble that looked like it had once been in some Moorish fortress. “Tarifa, por favor” and then I began to stick out my thumb. I had heard hitch hiking is pointless in Spain and this was shown to be true. Drivers would wave or gesture in the direction I was going but only continue to drive. Finally, a bus came and for another 1.5 Euros I made it back to Tarifa.

I had looked up a guesthouse online and determined to stay there and hopefully meet some fellow travelers bound for Morocco but the detailed directions I had written down led me to the landmarks mentioned but not to the guesthouse. It was nearing 4 o’clock in the afternoon, too late to go to Morocco, I thought, but when I came near the port, I saw a ticket agency open and got a ticket leaving at 5 pm for 37 Euros. I must be crazy.

The high speed ferry was nice and took just 35 minutes to bring me to Africa. On board, a customs agent stamped my passport and then we debarked with no real formality. As I walked off in my hat, dozens of taxi drivers and touts swarmed me. I didn’t have any money so I walked in the direction I thought the atms might be in and found one. I figured out that the exchange was about $11 per 100 and got 300 Dirhams. I didn’t know what that would get me.
A persistant taxi driver followed me and then took me to the train station. I didn’t understand the amount he requested and being tired and used to the ever so honest Spaniards who seem to never even consider cheating you, I handed him 100. He handed back 50. I knew I was being gouged, but I let it be. Having no idea of Morocco and realizing that the language is totally different, I didn’t want to start with an argument.
At the train station I had four hours to wait for the train to Fes where I had decided to go to get away from the port city. I changed my last 10 quid for another 130 dirham and sat studying my new phrasebook.
I met a lovely Moroccan woman who is married to a Spaniard and we spoke in semi-fuent Vagonese for about an hour, part Arabic, part Spanish, part French, part English. We were joined by a very nice Moroccan man from Rabat who conversed with us. He seemed to not be short of money and as such was absolutely no threat. I used the restroom and a beggar-like woman demanded a dirham when I came out, she was sitting there like an attendant, so I gave her one. I hate being so obviously a foreigner and already I was beginning to miss the noble and honest Spaniards I have come to love.
When the train arrived, my two companions went to first class and I went to second. They suggested I join them in first, but I like to ride the cheap seats before I ride the expensive ones (it was a difference of about $4). On the train, I met a man named Mohammad from Sidi Kacim where I had to change trains at 12:10 am. He was quite a nice older man who suggested I be very careful in Fez because I was such an obvious foreigner. He also gave me his number and said I should come visit him in Sidi Kacim to see what non-tourist Morocco is like. I might do it. I’m sure he sees money when he looks at me, but I found him to be the sort of crafty guy that would not only make money off me, but also end up saving me money. Incidentally, Omar, from Rabat also said I should call him.

Moroccan trains are confusing and the stations are not clearly marked so I dared not go to sleep even though I had hours ahead of me. So I sat and watched the darkness roll by occaisionally broken up by run down arab tenements and distant blue and white lights of houses. I wonder what it looks like in the daytime.
Arriving in Fes, it was well past 2 am and I was exhausted. As I walked out the gate I saw the guard motion towards me to a young man in a yellow jacket. He beelined on me and started speaking English. The damn hat has to go. I talked with him, tried to be polite, and he was insistant, so I disengaged. He had mentioned a guesthouse in trying to guess where I was staying (impossible since I didn’t know) and so I told the first taxi driver I encountered to take me there. It was one of the most expensive places in Fes and was closed for the low season. Shit.
I was abandoned in a dark part of Morocco’s vast medina with nothing that looked like a hotel or café anywhere near me. At this point, who should arrive but the English speaking guy from the train station. I felt like I had been set up. Despite this, I got in his car and then he led me to ‘his father’s’ guest house, an amazing palace of a place, showed me a incredible room and then told me it was 700. I would have paid it, but at this point I only had about 250 left and I hadn’t been to an ATM, besides it seemed like too much luxury for me by myself. I told him my financial situation. I was exhausted and making stupid travel moves.
He took me to his friend’s guesthouse that seemed to also be closed for the season, we climbed in through the garage and then I paid the great price of 250 dirhams for what was actually a pretty decent place where I was the sole guest. Karim, for that was his name, tried to win me over with ideas about making businesses and buying carpets and reselling them. All probably very valid. At this point I told of my need to sleep and then shortly after I had retired, I heard Karim leave. At this point, I was the sole inhabitant and I began to suspect that I was sleeping somewhere illegally. I got up from my bed, went to the reception desk, figured out how to access the 56k modem on the computer there, and left the name and address in case I should suddenly disappear. I had a seriously queasy feeling from this guy and I thought that when I didn’t want to participate in his business ideas, things might go from bad to worse.
Then I had to sleep, the morning call to prayer was blasting but that didn’t stop me from catching a very necessary three hours of shut eye. Then I woke, brushed my teeth, jammed my hat into my bag, put on my black robber beanie and black shirt, and beat feet from what was probably an expensive night of illegal habitation. I wanted nothing more to do with Karim.

Having no money at this point, I walked several miles from the Medina to the new town center where I had seen on the internet that there was a youth hostel. I found a bank machine, withdrew five hundred dirhams and then found an honest taxi driver who actually used the meter and told me what the minimum fares for day and night are 4 dirhams by day, 6 dirhams by night. He offered to get me some very high quality hashish which I politely declined and then he dropped me at the youth hostel. I was stoked, online I had seen that they scheduled tours, had maps, made excursions to other areas, and even did safari’s in the sahara…unfortunately, they were booked full. The manager suggested I look at the hotels on the next street. I found one dingy place for 70 dirhams and most were around 2-500 per night. I wanted to pay less. I chanced upon an expensive café that boasted wifi, but my plug didn’t fit in the outlet, crap I thought, I need a new adaptor, but later I was to discover that in fact, it was just a strange outlet. In the short time I had before my battery died, I found the name of a Pension I liked, the Hotel Olympia which had some good reviews.
Several cab drivers refused to take me there since it was back in the Medina but finally I found one who agreed for 15 dirhams. Arriving, I saw lots of non-moroccan guests and figured that this was alright, but they too were full. I thought this was the low season? Next door I found another box room hotel called the Hotel Mouritania. The room was 80 dirhams a night, I booked for one night, dropped off my things, and then wandered around the narrow souks of the Medina. I got lost and then refound my Hotel. I can’t tell you how nice it was to not be dragging around my bags.

The souks are filled with craftsmen making leather, metal goods, rugs, and more. Donkeys crowd the narrow ways as they are the sole means of moving goods from one area to the next. Shops selling pirated CD’s sit next to shops selling live chickens or still bloody lambs. I was still too freaked out to take any pictures even though I’m sure I look like a tourist, though I think the beanie, 7 days of beard growth, and overall state of dirtyness help to mask me a little. One aggressive fellow got in my face and said ‘Donne moi l’argent’ since French is the second language here…I stared at him and said no, things seemed to be progressing and then an older man shooed him off. I sat and ate couscous and chicken and fruit salad and tea and a coke and paid too much for it. 90 dirhams and now I am going to bed at about 5 pm, probably about 24 hours later than I should have. I’m sure this is just the beginning.